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User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user's buttocks
An apparatus including a user-operated and controlled apparatus for self-infliction of repetitive blows to the user's buttocks by a plurality of elongated arms bearing flexible extensions that rotate under the user's control.
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| Number | Title | Issue Date |
| 5533206 | Welding helmet with removable electronic quick change cartridge Within a welding helmet, an easily removable electronic quick change ("EQC") cartridge is retained into an integral cartridge housing. The EQC cartridge has slots on its top which can accommodate flanges from the housing, and tabs on its sides for inserti... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533207 | Positionable sunglasses and cap combination A combined eyeglass and cap combination is disclosed herein including a cap or other headgear provided with a crown and forwardly projecting bill or visor from which eyeglasses downwardly depend so as to be immediately in front of the wearer's eyes. A piv... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533208 | Folding adjustable glasses on cap peak An eye wear visor includes a visor structure which is provided which can engage the user's head about the upper portion above the user's ears, and is preferably made of durable plastic. The visor has a downwardly sloped forward brim surface which supports... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533209 | Convertible wearing apparel A garment suited for a young child comprises cuffs which are devoid of any hem at their distal end and which have hidden side seams. A pouch overlays the cuff at the distal end; the pouch is invertible over the cuff end to enclose an appendage such as a h... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533210 | Completely reyclable jacket made of synthetic polymer material Completely recyclable jacket made up of components including outer material, lining, pocket linings, buttons, fasteners, seams, sewing thread and optional additional ordinary accessories, where the components are made of sorted thermoplastic synthetic pol... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533211 | Slidably repositionable hat A hat having an attached accessory such as a visor is disclosed incorporating a headband formed integrally with a sliding member positioned adjacent the opening in the crown. A track is secured to the crown and slidingly engages the sliding member to perm... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533212 | Combination moisture management panty and panty hose system for women The invention is a combination moisture management panty and panty hose system for women. The moisture management system includes both a panty and panty hose. The panty includes a moisture management panty shield for being positioned in the crotch area of... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533213 | Baseball cap sizing strap attachment A display attachment formed of a single planar piece of material, such as polyethylene, includes at least one aperture adjacent to its lowermost edge. The at least one aperture is sized such that at least one pin or projection of one portion of a sizing s... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533214 | Sheet roll up A self-powered drum for rolling up and unrolling protective covers has a driven pendulum within for applying a rotary moment to cause the drum to roll. The pendulum is powered in one rotary direction or the other by an electrical motor according to a sign... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533215 | Child and infant enclosure structure Playpen and crib construction which utilizes a high modulus fiber-reinforced plastic matrix tubing in the frame, said tubing being made of lightweight, high modulus fiber-reinforced plastic matrix composite tubing having a weight of 0.25 pounds or less pe... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533216 | Modular sleeping bag A sleeping bag having a plurality of superposed bags, one within the other, the number of superposed bags depending on the degree of thermal protection desired. Besides having an opening to expose a user's face, each bag has an open side, closable by a sl... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533217 | Pneumatic wheel chair cushion for reducing ischemic injury A pneumatic cushion for a wheel chair and the like is disclosed which comprises an air housing box, a plurality of air openings in the air housing box, and a plurality of air channels communicating with an air supply. The air channels communicate with the... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533218 | Cushioning devices A pillow core (1) is made from a foamed plastics material which is softly resilient, and has its upper thickness formed with upright parallel ribs (5) spaced from one another by slots of elongated cross-section. The ribs have their upper surfaces attached... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533219 | Stadium seat cushion A seat cushion having means for attaching to a conventional stadium seat is disclosed. The seat cushion includes means for connecting the cushion to a stadium seat. In the preferred embodiment, the connecting means are two straps having a grommet hole the... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533220 | Inflatable, "telescopic" cells for cushions and mattresses The present invention elates to inflatable cells for cushion and mattress elements, and in particular for medical applications, the elements comprising a soleplate that has a bottom support surface that is plane plus said telescopic cells that extend perp... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533221 | Method and apparatus for bridge construction A method and apparatus for building bridges from one location to another, and in which the construction activity takes place primarily at such terminal locations. Forms are assembled at one of the locations, such forms establishing the characteristics of ... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533222 | Floor and baseboard treatment machine A floor machine for cleaning a floor and/or wall and/or downward upstanding from the wall, includes at least one disc having a floor cleaning pad covering a lower surface and wall cleaning material projecting from its periphery. The wall cleaning material... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533223 | Cleaning sweeper having an adhesive roller A cleaning sweeper comprises an adhesive paper roll, a reel support frame, a dual-directional paper cutter, and a handle. The adhesive paper roll is wound on a reel fastened pivotally with the reel support frame. As the adhesive paper roll is moved on the... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533224 | Foam pig with scraper strips A foam pig body supports one, two or three helical coil strips. Each strip is formed of a backing and supports plural ridges. The ridges extend radially outwardly to clean the pipeline. The ridges are at right angles to the centerline axis of the foam pig... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533225 | Club tub - golf club washer An improved heavy-duty soft plastic golf club washer having the design of an old fashioned bath tub with a protected opening at the sloped front end (16) large enough to accommodate all sizes of golf club heads. Stabilized inside tub are three identical s... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533226 | Rectangular sponge mop with wringer assembly A method of manufacturing a mop and in particular a mop head. The mop head is made from a rectangular piece of open cell sponge, a cylindrical core and a wringer assembly. A groove is cut along a longitudinal axis of the sponge while the external rectangu... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533227 | Toothbrush A toothbrush capable of permitting tips of fillings thereof to enter or reach areas such as recesses between teeth, boundaries between teeth and gingivae, and the like to effectively remove dental plaque and the like and exhibit a soft feeling sufficient ... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533228 | Resealble paint tray A resealable paint tray assembly composed of a lid and tray formed as separate components and means for locking the lid to the tray to prevent skin forming on paint left for extended periods in the tray, the tray having a smooth uninterrupted inside and o... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533229 | Device for removing hair from hairbrushes A device for removing hair from hairbrushes having a housing with an inlet opening and a suction outlet connectable to a suction device. A Deflector device is arranged between the inlet opening and suction outlet in such a way that it blocks direct passag... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533230 | Vacuum cleaner attachment fitting The invention is vacuum cleaner attachment for cleaning a surface within a confined space. In detail, the vacuum cleaner attachment fitting includes a first thin hollow rectangular member having a closed off first end and an open second end. A hollow tubu... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533231 | Concealable caster of baggage A concealable baggage caster comprises a caster housing fastened to the bottom edge of a baggage and provided therein with a space for housing a caster and a caster frame. The caster housing is provided respectively in the left and the right side walls th... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533232 | Hand lever assembly A hand lever assembly including a plastic handle body molded around a metal insert for rotation of a rotary member such as an axle, spindle, or the like. The upper surface of the insert has a high point and a low point. The upper surface is further dived ... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533233 | Spring hinge A spring hinge including a hinge member with a spring member mounted on the hinge member, and a housing for receiving the hinge and spring members, and having an abutment against which the spring member is supported and which insures preloading of the spr... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533234 | Torsion hinge with tubular pivot pin A hinge is provided with a tubular hinge pin. This allows the use of a torsion rod, inserted through the tubular hinge pin, of any desired diameter smaller than that of the interior of the hinge pin, thereby permitting easy adaptation of the resistance pr... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533235 | Hose clamp device A hose clamp device is made up of a metal strip member which is open at its both ends and formed in a ring shape with its both ends overlapping each other to define inner and outer end portions, the hose clamp device being fixed in place by a lock hole fo... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533236 | Paper holder A paper holder has a pincher made of a metal plate bent to have a triangular cross-section, and two press handles made of a metal wire bent to have a triangular portion and a nearly circular portion. The pincher has two ends in close contact and formed wi... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533237 | Grommet fastener assembly for automobiles A fastener assembly for fastening an interior panel to an exterior or body panel of an automobile comprising a grommet of plastic material that forms a non-porous seamless bathtub-like enclosure surrounding a metal clip retainer member which is secured wi... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533238 | Breakaway cord connector A breakaway cord connector is made from two identical cord connector bodies, each about 3/4 inch long. Each body has a cord end clamp and a mating end. The mating end fits into the identical mating end of the opposite unit at a 180° out of phase relation... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533239 | Adjustable compound cable beam profile clip A sheet metal spring clip made from a resilient metal rectangular strip which is bent at various locations intermediate its top and bottom edges to cause sections of the clip to lie one above the other in a spaced relationship. The clip has a pair of conn... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533240 | Lock fastener A lock fastener for bags or other receptacles (B) comprises a plug member and a socket member releasably engageable therewith, the plug member having an engaging tongue which is resiliently lockable with the socket member and unlockable therefrom by a mea... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533241 | Funeral biers with exchangeable pictures and illumination devices A funeral bier with exchangeable pictures and illumination comprising a frame structure having shortened rectangular side walls parallel with each other, elongated rectangular rear and front walls parallel with each other secured at their lateral edges to... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533242 | Method for the needling of material webs The material web is guided at a predetermined speed over a plurality of needle rollers rotating about their longitudinal axis and arranged transversely to the direction of movement of the material web. The material web covers part of the surface of each o... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533243 | Notch position aligning apparatus and process for using the apparatus to independently align individual wafers in a wafer cassette According to this invention, there is provided a notch position aligning mechanism and a process for using the mechanism including a base which can be vertically movably inserted into a cassette through a lower opening of the cassette for storing a plural... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533244 | Woven belt paper polisher A woven belt paper polisher imparts mechanical energy to paper by sliding a woven belt against a paper sheet while the sheet is supported against a shear inducing roll. The contact force, slide distance and the coefficient of friction of the polishing bel... | 07/09/1996 |
| 5533245 | Releasable valve seat removal tool A releasible tool is provided for removing a cylindrical member such as a valve seat, a pump liner, or a bushing from machines, pumps, oil well tubing, or other devices in which it is used. The releasable tool includes a mandrel, a platform slidably mount... | 07/09/1996 |
