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User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user's buttocks
An apparatus including a user-operated and controlled apparatus for self-infliction of repetitive blows to the user's buttocks by a plurality of elongated arms bearing flexible extensions that rotate under the user's control.
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| Number | Title | Issue Date |
| 4663779 | Protective covering or bib A bib is described for infant or adult use comprising a backing sheet of clear glazed plastic having a breast panel, shoulder panels on either side of the neck opening and a clear pocket panel secured along an arcuate lower edge to the back panel. The rea... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663780 | Pad for absorption of body odor This invention relates to the absorbtion of body odor and is concerned with a provision of a pad which can be incorporated into a garment e.g. at the armhole scye, to absorb odor. The pad comprises a layer of charcoal felt sandwiched between two layers of ... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663781 | Overcoat combined with lining transferrable to leg warmer An overcoat combined with a lining which can be converted to leg warmer by having a slit back on the lining and the edges of the slit and the vertical edges on the lower front part of the lining is provided with zipper halfs or other adequate fastenings t... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663782 | Blouse Breast feeding blouses are designed to provide minimum exposure of a wearer's breast during feeding. In one form of the invention, a blouse has a pair of pocket size openings for the wearer's breasts, and flaps for covering the openings. Each flap is secu... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663783 | Glove A glove wherein installed between an outer leather wall member (11) and an inner wall member (14) or outside said outer leather wall member (11) is a molded heat insulator (12) of flexible material so formed as to be capable of covering only a back side (... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663784 | Hand glove A hand glove includes elastic glove material fashioned to fit the hand of the user. Two palm pieces comprised of generally non-elastic material are sewn along the peripheries of the liner pieces to the elastic material of the glove. The palm pieces are fa... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663785 | Transparent-translucent fluidic head protector A fluid filled head protector absorbs trauma with a safety valve and monitoring system.... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663786 | Dispenser A dispensing apparatus is disclosed wherein a container has an opening therein surrounded by a rim. An actuating arm has upper and lower seals attached to one end for engaging upper and lower edges of the rim. When the lower seal engages the lower edge of... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663787 | Tanning cot An article of furniture in the nature of a cot for supporting a sunbather is disclosed. The cot comprises a rectangular, rigid frame of parallel extending, spaced apart frame members defining a planar peripheral support for a sheet of translucent, open me... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663788 | Wave-dampening apparatus for a waterbed A wave-dampening apparatus is disclosed for use in a waterbed mattress. The apparatus comprises a layer of fibrous material which is positioned within the mattress bladder and which has a plurality of elongated float members embedded therein in a spaced-a... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663789 | Hydraulic baffle for waterbed mattress A damping structure is disclosed to float freely within the envelope of a waterbed mattress. The damping structure comprises a bottom panel of flexible sheet material with a number of tubular structure extending upwardly therefrom. Each tubular structure ... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663790 | Marginal perimeter support containment chamber for a floatation sleep system A floatation sleep system including an improved marginal perimeter support containment chamber of relatively simple construction assembled by a relatively inexpensive manufacturing process. The improved marginal perimeter support containment chamber compr... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663791 | Artificial honeycomb for keeping honeybees and method for artificial beekeeping by use thereof An artificial honeycomb comprises a bottom plate and deep cells formed on at least one of the opposite sides of the bottom plate with a material incapable of being processed by honeybees. Each of the deep cells has a size large enough for worker bees to c... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663792 | Apparatus for treating the marginal edge portion of a shoe sole An apparatus for treating the marginal edge portion of a shoe sole, including a longitudinally reciprocable carriage supporting a template having an opening or cavity of generally the same profile as and smaller than, a sole to be treated, whereby the sol... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663793 | Methods of deploying a bridge of a particular construction A method of deploying a modular bridge across a span having a home bank and a far bank wherein a plurality of modular bridge sections are utilized includes providing a launching vehicle with a support for bridge launching. The method employs the steps of ... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663794 | Plastic pipe scraper A plastic pipe scraper for scraping selected portions of the exterior surfaces of plastic pipe sections is provided. The apparatus is comprised of a frame member having a handle attached thereto adapted to fit over the plastic pipe sections, a scraper bla... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663795 | Pig apparatus An improved integrally formed pig apparatus is provided which comprises a pig body member and a plurality of scraper cup members supported on the pig body member in a spaced apart tandem relationship. Each of the scraper cup members is provided with a sub... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663796 | Tool assembly A surface-working tool assembly having a surface-working tool connected by a quick releasable coupling to an elongate handle member. One portion of the coupling is connected to the tool and the other is connected to the handle. The tool portion is connect... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663797 | Wiper arm safety device A safety device for attachment to a wiper arm assembly to prevent metal from contacting and scratching the windshield if the wiper blade is lost or damaged. The device includes a body which is attached to a wiper arm and has a wheel member journalled to t... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663798 | Apparatus for wringing the strands of mops An apparatus for wringing the strands of mops has a housing which supports two lateral carriers for a set of horizontal wringing elements which are installed in the housing and are movable toward and away from the inner side of the front wall of the housi... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663799 | Dust collector Dust collection apparatus is disclosed adapted for both vacuuming and blowing/sweeping functions. The apparatus consists of a single, self-contained unit comprising a blower, a cleaning hose, an engine, a collecting area, inlet and outlet passages, and a ... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663800 | Holding device for door closers A door holding device for door closers is described in which a door is held only at a predetermined angle of opening and in which the selected holding position can remain unchanged over a long period of time but can nevertheless be released by electrical ... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663801 | Door check A door check provides a positive stop at a hold open position, as well as being disengageable to provide a fully open position, and is automatically reengageable upon door closing. A check strap is pivotally mounted to a vehicle body and resiliently biase... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663802 | Gripping handle for an attache case having a pivot pin on only one of its leg extensions A handle having a pair of legs each bifurcated at its end to provide a slot defined by a pair of fingers. One of the fingers is flexible and is provided with a cylindrical pin, the end of which has an inclined cam surface forming a slide on which an eyele... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663803 | Security hinge joint with separate hinge pin A security hinge joint includes a substantially planar, flexible first member, including first and second blind hinge eyes. A second member is pivotable relative to the first member and includes at least one second open hinge eye which lies between the bl... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663804 | De-boning machine A de-boning machine comprises a pair of dies which are adapted to close around a meat portion in which a bone is located such that the meat is displaced laterally from the bone in response to closing of the dies while the bone remains in tact. The dies pr... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663805 | Shellfish processing The specification describes a method and apparatus for processing bivalve shellfish, particularly scallops. The two shells are first parted by a small amount and a cutting tool is inserted to detach the shellfish from one of the shells. The two shells are... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663806 | Fish handle A fish clamp for cleaning and scaling operations having a handle, opposing jaws and a spring means for tensioning the jaws closed, where each jaw has rows of intermeshing teeth, one along the front edge and two disposed in a V-shaped pattern therebehind, ... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663807 | Reusable clip A reusable closure clip formed in one piece from compliant molded plastic and having two side-by-side handles, each including a closed loop, the adjacent sidewalls of which are connected at their lower ends by a hinge formed from a short, arcuate ribbon o... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663808 | Safety belt buckle A two-stage latch type safety belt buckle is provided with a first latch member directly engaged with a tang and a second latch member for preventing the tang from being disengaged from the first latch member. The second latch member is a two-layer struct... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663809 | Deflection control in a roll A method for compensation of load produced defections in a roll and a roll in which the method is applied. The roll comprises a supporting, non-rotating shaft (1) and a rotatable mantle portion (2) supported thereon by means of a plurality of bearing unit... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663810 | Method for fabricating an elastomeric bearing assembly A method of making a novel bearing assembly for supporting a drive shaft, having a housing with a central bore in which is mounted a shell with a polygonal shaped opening which receives a plurality of circumferential spaced staves presenting a plurality o... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663811 | Manufacturing method for selected gate configuration injection molding nozzles This invention relates to an improved method of making nozzles for injection molding. The nozzles are heated by an electrical heating element which is cast in a copper portion between inner and outer stainless steel portions. The method includes making a ... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663812 | Method of manufacture of manifolds A method of manufacturing integrated manifolds for heat exchangers include providing hollow shape with a plurality of individual risers each having a substantially solid cross-section. Subsequently, the risers are reshaped by means of a reverse impact ext... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663813 | Method of making an internal wave generator for strain wave gearing A method of making an elliptoidal internal journal type wave generator for use with a flexspline, the latter having internal spline teeth, an outer diameter (O.D.) designated two times the radius (R), and a radial deflection (d) for spline meshing at mino... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663814 | Propeller puller apparatus A method and apparatus for removing a propeller hub secured by a nut to a tapered drive shaft. A puller abutment is fixed to the hub in position to engage the nut and prevent axial movement of the nut relative to the hub. Rotation of the nut against the a... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663815 | A method and apparatus for surface mount compatible connector system with mechanical integrity An electrical component for mechanical mouting and electrical connection with respect to plated through holes of a printed circuit board compatibly with a surface mount attaching process includes an electrically non-conducting body, plural generally elong... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663816 | Method of adjusting distributor pick-up coil This disclosure relates to a tool for and a method of adjusting a pick-up coil of a General Motors type engine distributor. The method includes removing the distributor drive shaft and integrally mounted rotor element, mounting a pick-up coil concentric r... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663817 | Method and apparatus for gapping slide fastener chain Continuous or other lengths of flat back plastic filament coil slide fastener chain is gapped in such a manner that the tape ends produced by the gapping are scrap-free and undamaged. The slide fastener chain to be gapped is held in a laterally taut state... | 05/12/1987 |
| 4663818 | Insert cartridge and toolholder for automatic insert changer and method of changing A toolholder and insert cartridge are disclosed in which an insert cartridge holds multiple, similarly-shaped inserts in a face-to-face relation in a storage chamber. The insert cartridge has means thereon for dispensing individual inserts one at a time a... | 05/12/1987 |
