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User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user's buttocks
An apparatus including a user-operated and controlled apparatus for self-infliction of repetitive blows to the user's buttocks by a plurality of elongated arms bearing flexible extensions that rotate under the user's control.
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| Number | Title | Issue Date |
| 8101013 | Film-forming material and method of forming pattern A film-forming material that is capable of forming, at a low temperature, a film having a high degree of etching resistance and a high etching selectivity ratio relative to an organic film, as well as a method of forming a pattern that uses the film-forming material... | 01/24/2012 |
| 7909928 | Reactive coatings for regioselective surface modification Reactive polymer coatings that undergo regioselective reactions with target biomolecules are provided. The polymers of the coatings are deposited via chemical vapor deposition and comprise one or more functional groups that exhibit regioselective bonding with a func... | 03/22/2011 |
| 7883573 | Method for preparing a source material for ion implantation The present invention provides, for use in a semiconductor manufacturing process, a method (100) of preparing an ion-implantation source material. The method includes providing (110) a deliquescent ion implantation source material and mixing (110 | 02/08/2011 |
| 7612157 | Treatment compositions for fresh concrete or mortar surfaces which offer improved adhesion capacity and water retention power The invention relates to compositions intended to be applied to the surfaces of freshly poured mortars and/or concretes, before the beginning of the setting, in order simultaneously to prevent the evaporation of the water present in said mortars and/or concretes, wh... | 11/03/2009 |
| 7534292 | Film-forming composition, insulating film obtained from the composition and electronic device having the same A film-forming composition comprising: a compound having a cage structure; and a silicon-containing surfactant; an insulating film formed by using the composition; and further, an electronic device comprising the insulating film. ... | 05/19/2009 |
| 7367158 | Fixing agent in the form of an oil/water type emulsion or suspension, and preparation of the same A fixing agent in the form of an oil/water type, lamellar emulsion or suspension in which the aqueous phase is the principal component, the aqueous phase containing water and a byproduct of agriculture or fermentation and the oil phase containing oil and emulsifiers... | 05/06/2008 |
| 7341103 | Compositions and methods for treating subterranean formations with liquefied petroleum gas The present invention relates to gelled fluids and methods for using liquefied petroleum gas in subterranean operations. More particularly, the present invention relates to servicing fluids that comprise gelled liquefied petroleum gas or servicing fluids that compri... | 03/11/2008 |
| 7328744 | Methods and compositions for treating subterranean formations with gelled hydrocarbon fluids In one embodiment, a method of treating a subterranean formation is provided comprising the steps of providing a gelled liquid hydrocarbon treatment fluid comprising a liquid hydrocarbon and a gelling agent that comprises a polyvalent metal salt of an organophosphon... | 02/12/2008 |
| 7314850 | Methods and compositions for treating subterranean formations with gelled hydrocarbon fluids Improved methods and compositions for treating subterranean formations penetrated by well bores are provided. A method for breaking a gelled hydrocarbon fluid comprised of a hydrocarbon liquid, a ferric iron or aluminum polyvalent metal salt of a phosphonic acid est... | 01/01/2008 |
| 7293611 | CO miscible optimized hydrocarbon blends and methods of using CO miscible optimized hydrocarbon blends A method of treating a subterranean formation comprising the steps of providing a servicing fluid comprising carbon dioxide and a hydrocarbon blend, wherein the hydrocarbon blend comprises at least about 65% hydrocarbons having from six carbons (C6) to el... | 11/13/2007 |
| 7204310 | Methods of use settable drilling fluids comprising cement kiln dust Settable drilling fluids comprising an aqueous-based drilling fluid and cement kiln dust. Methods of cementing in a subterranean formation comprising: providing a settable drilling fluid comprising an aqueous-based drilling fluid and cement kiln dust, introducing th... | 04/17/2007 |
| 7195820 | Core-shell polymers having hydrophilic shells for improved shell coverage and anti-blocking properties The present invention relates to core-shell polymers having a hydrophilic copolymer shell, and a high level of core material of from 75 to 95 weight percent. The hydrophilic shell provides better coverage of the core resulting in better powder properties such as ant... | 03/27/2007 |
| 7186318 | Soft tissue hydrophilic tissue products containing polysiloxane and having unique absorbent properties The present invention is a polysiloxane treated hydrophilic tissue sheet having a polydialkylsiloxane content of about 0.4% or greater by weight of dry pulp fibers. The polysiloxane treated hydrophilic tissue sheet may also have a wet out time after aging 20 days at... | 03/06/2007 |
| 7157018 | Compositions for improving the light-fade resistance and soil repellancy of textiles and leathers Liquid compositions suitable for the treatment of a post-manufactured textile material include, in one embodiment, one or more anti-fading compounds, one or more anti-soiling compounds, one or more silicon-based compounds, and one or more canying media. One composit... | 01/02/2007 |
| 7134806 | Repairing road surfaces A method of repairing a road surface includes providing a hopper mounted on a spreading vehicle and means to spread material carried in the hopper over depressed areas of the road surface to fill them with the material. At ambient temperature, a batch of patching sl... | 11/14/2006 |
| 7074266 | Method of chemical soil stabilization and dust control A heterogeneous mixture produced by blending aliphatic or cyclic organic compounds with carboxylic acids of chemical structure R-COOH and applied to soils in a manner to produce high levels of dust and erosion control, and soil stabilization. Alternatively, a hetero... | 07/11/2006 |
| 7067595 | Poly (arylene ether) composition and method A curable composition includes a functionalized poly(arylene ether), an olefinically unsaturated monomer, about 0.2 to about 5 parts by weight of a curing initiator per 100 parts by weight total of the functionalized poly(arylene ether) and the olefinically unsatura... | 06/27/2006 |
| 7066997 | Coal tar and hydrocarbon mixture pitch and the preparation and use thereof A method of making the saturated aircraft brake preform using a coal tar pitch having a softening point in the range of about 160° C. to 240° C. Also, a product having natural rubber in the formulation and the method of making the product using a coal tar pitch ha... | 06/27/2006 |
| 7056869 | Hydrocarbon fluids Hydrocarbon fluids are provided which have ASTM D-86 boiling point ranges within 235° C. to 400° C. and a naphthenic content greater than 60%, the naphthenics containing polycyclic materials, the fluids preferably have an aromatic content below 2% and an aniline p... | 06/06/2006 |
| 7041236 | Archival spray composition An aerosol archival product that includes an aerosol archival composition and may be disposed in a pressurized container. The aerosol archival composition includes one or more chlorinated fluorinated hydrocarbons, an amino-containing compound and a basic metal compo... | 05/09/2006 |
| 7037955 | Additives and methods for reducing odor Additives and methods for reducing or eliminating odor in oil based media. The additives comprise an essential oil, an essential oil component, or mixtures thereof. ... | 05/02/2006 |
| 7004673 | Asphalt concrete pavement with concrete subbase with the enriched quarry limestone waste as a coarse aggregate Asphalt concrete pavement consisting of an asphalt surface course, concrete subbase of specified compressive strength fc′ and modulus of rupture up to 5,000 and 750 psi, respectively, with small grains crushed limestone finer than 9.5 mm as a coarse agg... | 02/28/2006 |
| 6987207 | Hydrocarbonaceous composition The present invention relates to a composition, comprising: (A) an odor-emitting hydrocarbonaceous material; and (B) an odor-suppressing amount of an additive composition comprising soy methyl ester, at least one aldehyde and/or at least one ketone, and at least one... | 01/17/2006 |
| 6984416 | Archival spray composition A method of preserving cellulosic material that includes the application of an archival composition on the substrate. The aerosol archival product includes an aerosol archival composition and may be disposed in a pressurized container. The aerosol archival compositi... | 01/10/2006 |
| 6974632 | Archival spray composition A substrate that is treated with an archival composition. An aerosol archival product includes the aerosol archival composition and may be disposed in a pressurized container. The aerosol archival composition includes one or more chlorinated fluorinated hydrocarbons... | 12/13/2005 |
| 6964941 | Cleaning composition and device for electronic equipment A chemical cleaning composition for cleaning electronic equipment and electric or electronic appliances, a device for the application of such composition, and a method of cleaning such equipment are disclosed. ... | 11/15/2005 |
| 6890455 | Archival spray composition An aerosol archival product that includes an aerosol archival composition disposed in a pressurized container. The aerosol archival composition includes one or more chlorinated fluorinated hydrocarbons, an amino-containing compound and a basic metal compound. The ae... | 05/10/2005 |
| 6887305 | Release agent and uses for same A release agent for use in imaging systems having hot a fuser roller wherein the release agent is a hydrocarbon. ... | 05/03/2005 |
| 6863724 | Sulfur additives for paving binders and manufacturing methods Sulfur, useable in as an additive to asphalt in the preparation of asphalt binders can be plasticized by addition of carbon and further treated with amyl acetate. This plasticized sulfur can be formed into solid particles and then added to asphalt as either a minori... | 03/08/2005 |
| 6824600 | Paving binders and manufacturing methods Solid, low-cost paving binder prepared by admixing sulfur, paving grade asphalt (AC) asphalt, and a siliceous filler such as fly ash and silica material, and solidifying the product into preferably flaked, pellet or pastille forms. Carbon black is another possible i... | 11/30/2004 |
| 6790395 | Method for producing a thermoplastic filler A method for producing a thermoplastic filler for eliminating surface damage to concrete or asphalt surface is disclosed which includes mixing stone chips, sand, a powdered material and a bituminous binding agent to a homogenous mixture which is in constant motion a... | 09/14/2004 |
| 6780233 | Wettability improvement of spun-on resist and thermoplastic materials A method of manufacturing patterned magnetic or magneto-optical (MO) recording media, comprising steps of: (a) providing a workpiece including a substrate for a magnetic or magneto-optical (MO) recording medium, the workpiece including at least one major surf... | 08/24/2004 |
| 6726760 | Non-ozone depleting co-solvent compositions and adhesive promoter compositions based thereon A non-ozone depleting, non-flammable co-solvent composition useful as a carrier for actives such as accelerators, catalysts, initiators, activators and other primer materials for use as adhesive promoter compositions in combination with adhesive compositions. The co... | 04/27/2004 |
| 6706108 | Method for making a road base material using treated oil and gas waste material The present invention provides a novel method to produce grade road base material using recycled oilfield waste, called “oil and gas waste,” and aggregate waste and a novel road base material. Hydration and mixing of the waste materials along with a binder, will... | 03/16/2004 |
| 6689200 | Film-forming water-based water repellent coating compositions Aqueous water repellent coating compositions comprising admixtures of (i) water-based water repellent compositions and (ii) water-reducible film-forming polymers are disclosed.... | 02/10/2004 |
| 6666952 | Paper sizing compositions and methods This invention relates to paper sizing compositions comprised of at least one sizing agent selected from ASA, AKD and rosin where the at least one sizing agent is emulsified in water, at least one emulsion stabilizer, and from about 0.01% to about 15% by ... | 12/23/2003 |
| 6656257 | Gripping composition and method of preparing the same A composition for improving grip between the hands and a tool or implement is provided, which comprises a chlorinated paraffin, a dispersing agent, and a solvent in an amount up to and including about 3.0% by weight relative to the total weight of the com... | 12/02/2003 |
| 6635352 | Coating composition, process for producing optical element using the same, and optical element produced thereby A coating composition includes an organosilicon compound and an adhesion improver made of at least one compound selected from acetylene compounds of the general formulas (I-a) to (I-d): ##STR1## wherein Ra and Rc each independently r... | 10/21/2003 |
| 6580026 | Photovoltaic cell A photovoltaic cell including a first substrate having on its surface a first electrode layer having on its surface a semiconductor film on which a photosensitizer is adsorbed, and a second substrate having on its surface a second electrode layer. The fir... | 06/17/2003 |
| 6576049 | Paper sizing compositions and methods This invention relates to paper sizing compositions comprised of at least one sizing agent selected from ASA, AKD and rosin where the at least one sizing agent is emulsified in water, at least one emulsion stabilizer, and from about 0.01% to about 15% by ... | 06/10/2003 |
