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An apparatus including a user-operated and controlled apparatus for self-infliction of repetitive blows to the user's buttocks by a plurality of elongated arms bearing flexible extensions that rotate under the user's control.
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| Number | Title | Issue Date |
| 8039549 | Method for producing aqueous polymer dispersions containing at least one lipophilic active substance and the use thereof A process for the preparation of aqueous polymer dispersions comprising at least one lipophilic active substance by emulsion polymerization of ethylenically unsaturated monomers in an aqueous medium in the presence of at least one lipophilic active substance, wherei... | 10/18/2011 |
| 7288580 | Water-redispersible polymer powder compositions with accelerated-setting action Water-redispersible polymer powder compositions with accelerated-setting action based on homo- or copolymers of one or more monomers of vinyl esters of optionally branched C1-15 alkylcarboxylic acids, (meth)acrylic esters of C1-15 alcohols, vin... | 10/30/2007 |
| 7029755 | Silane copolymer compositions containing active agents The invention is drawn to silane copolymers prepared from the reaction of one or more polyisocyanates with one or more lubricious polymers having at least two functional groups, which may be the same or different, that are reactive with an isocyanate functional grou... | 04/18/2006 |
| 6649381 | Polyhydroxyalkanoate, method for production thereof and microorganisms for use in the same A polyhydroxyalkanoate having a monomer unit composition represented by General Formula (1): The efficient production methods are also provided.... | 11/18/2003 |
| 6596401 | Silane copolymer compositions containing active agents The invention is drawn to silane copolymers prepared from the reaction of one or more polyisocyanates with one or more lubricious polymers having at least two functional groups, which may be the same or different, that are reactive with an isocyanate func... | 07/22/2003 |
| 6586559 | Polyamide oligomers The present invention relates to new polyamide oligomers. These oligomers can be conjugated to lipids, nucleic acids, peptides, proteins, etc. The oligomer-lipid conjugates can be used to form liposomes, virusomes, micelles, etc., optionally containing dr... | 07/01/2003 |
| 6586505 | Aqueous resin dispersion This invention relates to aqueous resin dispersions comprising water, resin, a surfactant, and a caseinate. This invention also relates to the process for producing the aqueous resin dispersion and to adhesives formulated with the aqueous resin dispersion... | 07/01/2003 |
| 6475504 | Pest repellent compositions and articles and a method for preparing the same What is disclosed is a method for the formation of unique poly(vinyl alcohol) hydrogels, articles that are made from such hydrogels, unique odor-providing pest repellent compositions and their uses to repel pests.... | 11/05/2002 |
| 6306955 | Process for producing deproteinized natural rubber latex A process is disclosed, by which protein can be removed easily and efficiently from natural rubber latex so that deproteinized natural rubber latex can be produced with high productivity and low cost. Particularly, a process for the production of deprotei... | 10/23/2001 |
| 6150437 | Flow improving agents for binder suspensions containing cement Flow improving agents for binder suspensions containing cement are described, which consist of: a) Graft polymers which have been prepared by radical grafting of a polyalkylene oxide of the general formula (I) with an ethylenically unsaturated mono- or di... | 11/21/2000 |
| 6060558 | Crosslinked bead-form polymers Suspension polymers having high swellability have low contents of soluble fractions if aliphatic peroxy esters are used as polymerization initiators.... | 05/09/2000 |
| 5962624 | Enzymatic synthesis of polyesters A linear polyester is made by a process reacting polyols comprising at least two primary alcohol groups and at least one secondary alcohol or amino group and a dicarboxylic acid or a dicarboxylic acid ester in the presence of an effective amount of a lipa... | 10/05/1999 |
| 5948857 | Gelatin-modified polyurethane The present invention is a water-dispersible polyurethane composed of a polyurethane containing carboxylate groups covalently bonded to gelatin through a grafting agent. The polyurethane is formed by providing a polyurethane dispersion containing carboxyl... | 09/07/1999 |
| 5910537 | Biocompatible, optically transparent, ultraviolet light absorbing, polymeric material based upon collagen and method of making The present invention is ultraviolet light absorbing biocompatible polymer containing the copolymerization product of a mixture of hydrophobic and hydrophilic acrylic and/or allelic monomers, graft-polymerized with telo-collagen, where the hydrophobic mon... | 06/08/1999 |
| 5908893 | Process for producing deproteinized natural rubber latex A process is disclosed, by which protein can be removed easily and efficiently from natural rubber latex so that deproteinized natural rubber latex can be produced with high productivity and low cost. Particularly, a process for the production of deprotei... | 06/01/1999 |
| 5889103 | Polymer scale preventive agent comprising a condensation product of a quinone compound A polymer scale preventive agent for use in polymerization of a monomer having an ethylenically unsaturated double bond, comprising an alkaline solution containing (A) a condensation product having a molecular weight of 400 to 50,000 obtained by condensin... | 03/30/1999 |
| 5858746 | Gels for encapsulation of biological materials Water soluble macromers are modified by addition of free radical polymerizable groups, such as those containing a carbon-carbon double or triple bond, which can be polymerized under mild conditions to encapsulate tissues, cells, or biologically active mat... | 01/12/1999 |
| 5854319 | Reactive silicone emulsions containing amino acids The present invention relates to a composition, process for preparation and use of a novel emulsion composition in the personal care industry. The composition when applied to hair provides outstanding lubrication, and delivers amino acids or proteins to t... | 12/29/1998 |
| 5661218 | Biocompatible optically transparent polymeric material based upon collagen and method of making The present invention is biocompatible polymer containing the copolymerization product of a mixture of hydrophobic and hydrophilic acrylic and/or allelic monomers, graft-polymerized with telo-collagen. The present material is useful in the production of d... | 08/26/1997 |
| 5654363 | Biocompatible optically transparent polymeric material based upon collagen and method of making The present invention is biocompatible polymer containing the copolymerization product of a mixture of hydrophobic and hydrophilic acrylic and/or allelic monomers, graft-polymerized with telo-collagen. The present material is useful in the production of d... | 08/05/1997 |
| 5654349 | Biocompatible optically transparent polymeric material based upon collagen and method of making The present invention is biocompatible polymer containing the copolymerization product of a mixture of hydrophobic and hydrophilic acrylic and/or allelic monomers, graft-polymerized with telo-collagen. The present material is useful in the production of d... | 08/05/1997 |
| 5654388 | Biocompatible optically transparent polymeric material based upon collagen and method of making The present invention is biocompatible polymer containing the copolymerization product of a mixture of hydrophobic and hydrophilic acrylic and/or allelic monomers, graft-polymerized with telo-collagen. The present material is useful in the production of d... | 08/05/1997 |
| 5319046 | Polymers, and their use as gels for electrophoresis A novel synthesis of N-acryloyl-tris-(hydroxymethyl)aminomethane (NAT) is described. The polymerization kinetics and transparency of the poly(NAT) gels crosslinked by a crosslinker (CL) e.g. N,N'-methylenebisacrylamide (Bis), i.e. poly(NAT+Bis) polymer, a... | 06/07/1994 |
| 5208075 | Sizing agent for staple fiber and filament yarns Water-soluble or water-dispersible grafts of proteins with monoethylenically unsaturated monomers are used as sizing agents for staple fiber and filament yarns.... | 05/04/1993 |
| 5106743 | Hydrogels capable of supporting cell growth A method of growing anchorage-dependent cells is disclosed in which a substrate comprising a hydrogel is employed. The hydrogel is formed from an aqueous solution gelled with a crosslinked polymer of a hydrophilic monomer and includes a macromolecule capa... | 04/21/1992 |
| 5104914 | Preparation of polymer dispersions and photographic elements containing polymer particles It is the object of this invention to provide a method for the preparation of an antiblocking agent which is effective in its antiblocking activity but is considerable less visible in photographic enlargements made from the film containing the antiblock o... | 04/14/1992 |
| 5077336 | Low-temperature insulating material The present invention relates to a first low-temperature insulating material which comprises polyvinyl chloride, a plasticizer, a water-containing or absorbing gel or an aqueous solution of a water-soluble polymer and an emulsifier and a second low-temper... | 12/31/1991 |
| 5041497 | Process for preparing co-poly(amides/peptides) A process for preparing a co-poly(amide/peptide) by reacting polymeric or oligomeric polypeptides and polymeric or oligomeric polyamides in the presence of an effective amount of one or more aryl phosphoryl azide compounds.... | 08/20/1991 |
| 5034428 | Immobilized biomolecules and method of making same A method of biomolecule immobilization is described in which the biomolecule itself or, alternatively, a monomer-conjugated biomolecule, is grafted with free monomer onto a hydrophilic, solid-phase, polymeric substrate which has been pre-irradiated with i... | 07/23/1991 |
| 4948835 | Process for producing water-soluble polyelectrolyte A process for producing a water-soluble polyelectrolyte which comprises reacting acrylic acid and/or methacrylic acid with ammonium carbonate at a temperature of 15°-20° C. and at a molar ratio of the acrylic acids to ammonium carbonate of 1-4:1 respect... | 08/14/1990 |
| 4829098 | Immobilized biomolecules and method of making same A method of biomolecule immobilization is described in which the biomolecule itself or, alternatively, a monomer-conjugated biomolecule, is grafted with free monomer onto a hydrophilic, solid-phase, polymeric substrate which has been pre-irradiated with i... | 05/09/1989 |
| 4670505 | Polyacrylate dispersions Disclosed are aqueous polyacrylate dispersions having improved rheological and stability characteristics prepared by the emulsion polymerization of acrylic esters, methacrylic esters and mixtures thereof in the presence of, by weight of the total monomer ... | 06/02/1987 |
| 4659771 | Polyacrylate dispersions Disclosed are aqueous polyacrylate dispersions having improved rheological and stability characteristics prepared by the emulsion polymerization of acrylic esters, methacrylic esters and mixtures thereof in the presence of at least one protective colloid,... | 04/21/1987 |
| 4582719 | Process for producing a slow release composite A process is, herein disclosed, for producing a slow release composite having a physiologically active substance encapsulated therein, which comprises preparing a system wherein one or more physiologically active substances are in contact with protein fro... | 04/15/1986 |
| 4550133 | Stabilized red phosphorus and its use for flameproofing thermoplastic polyamide moulding compositions Red phosphorus stabilized with cadmium salts of carboxylic acids is suitable for use as a flameproofing agent for polyamide moulding compositions.... | 10/29/1985 |
| 4542184 | Process for aqueous polymer dispersion by polymerizing unsaturated ethylenic compounds A process for the preparation of aqueous polymer dispersions comprising polymerizing compounds with unsaturated ethylenic bonds at a temperature of 10° to 100° C. in the presence of an at least partially water-soluble free-radical initiator and at least... | 09/17/1985 |
| 4393020 | Method for manufacturing a fiber-reinforced thermoplastic molded article Molded fiber-reinforced thermoplastic articles are prepared by a novel two-step process involving an in situ polymerization of monomers onto the fiber followed by compression molding of the product.... | 07/12/1983 |
| 4388428 | Biologically stabilized compositions comprising collagen as the major component with ethylenically unsaturated compounds used as contact lenses Biologically stabilized compositions are prepared by subjecting to polymerization conditions an aqueous admixture comprising from 50 to about 70 weight percent solubilized collagen and from about 30 to less than 50 weight percent of an organic compound wh... | 06/14/1983 |
| 4385140 | Modified azulmic acids The present invention relates to new modified azulmic acids, several processes for their preparation and their use as intermediate products for the synthesis of numerous products.... | 05/24/1983 |
| 4341668 | Aqueous composition containing aldehyde condensate and use thereof A composition containing a methylene donor, hydrophobic component containing an organic hydrophobic diluent and an isocyanate; and an aqueous component containing a water compatible aldehyde condensate and use thereof as an impregnant or bonding agent for... | 07/27/1982 |
