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User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user's buttocks
An apparatus including a user-operated and controlled apparatus for self-infliction of repetitive blows to the user's buttocks by a plurality of elongated arms bearing flexible extensions that rotate under the user's control.
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| Number | Title | Issue Date |
| 8110186 | Method to maintain the efficacy of orlistat A method to effectively treat the adverse events of ingested orlistat, and to maintain the effectiveness of ingested orlistat, the method comprising the steps of: ingesting a compound of orlistat to irreversibly bind with lipase enzymes of the gastrointestinal tract... | 02/07/2012 |
| 8075883 | Use of adsorbent carbon microspheres for the treatment of irritable bowel syndrome Adsorbent carbon microspheres are administered to treat irritable bowel syndrome or symptoms associated with irritable bowel syndrome. ... | 12/13/2011 |
| 8048413 | Site-specific intestinal delivery of adsorbents, alone or in combination with degrading molecules Compositions which deliver adsorbents, alone or in combination with active drug “degrading molecules,” in a site-specific manner to the intestine, and which eliminate or at least lower the concentration of residual unwanted material within the intestine, are dis... | 11/01/2011 |
| 7749497 | Use of adsorbent carbon microspheres for the treatment of irritable bowel syndrome Adsorbent carbon microspheres are administered to treat irritable bowel syndrome or symptoms associated with irritable bowel syndrome. ... | 07/06/2010 |
| 7662373 | Method and composition of a medicament to decrease the adverse events of Olistat, an oral lipase inhibitor A medicament to decrease the adverse events of Olistat, an oral lipase inhibitor, arranged in combination with Olistat, comprising: an emulsifier, a bowel relaxant and one or more chelating agents to absorb and mechanically agitate non-digested fats. ... | 02/16/2010 |
| 7163956 | Substituted fullerene compositions and their use as antioxidants This patent discloses a substituted fullerenes, compositions comprising the same, and their use as antioxidants. The substituted fullerenes comprise a fullerene core (Cn) and at least one of: (i) from 1 to 6 (>CX1X2) groups bonded to the fuller... | 01/16/2007 |
| 7056948 | Use of odor reducing and cross-adapting agents to reduce animal waste malodors Methods and compositions for reducing animal waste malodor using agents and cross-adapting agents are described. ... | 06/06/2006 |
| 6960358 | Activated charcoal based composition and method for reducing hangover symptoms associated with the consumption of alcohol containing beverages The invention provides a composition which is effective in the prevention or delay of the onset of side effects associated with alcohol consumption or the reduction or alleviation of those effects. The composition of the invention includes activated charcoal and lim... | 11/01/2005 |
| 6861049 | Aqueous slurries useful for cleaning the tongue and throat Aqueous slurries for cleaning the tongue and throat comprising finely-divided charcoal, water and an alcohol biocide, optionally in the form of a kit, are disclosed. ... | 03/01/2005 |
| 6827932 | Activated charcoal based composition and method for reducing hangover symptoms associated with the consumption of alcohol containing beverages The invention provides a composition which is effective in the prevention or delay of the onset of side effects associated with alcohol consumption or the reduction or alleviation of those effects. The composition of the invention includes activated charcoal and lim... | 12/07/2004 |
| 6764692 | Method to treat laminitis and reduce dietary intake for horses A method of treating laminitis in a horse is disclosed, comprising administering to the horse a naturally chelated trace mineral composition; promoting healthy skin, hair and hoof tissue. A method of reducing dietary intake is also disclosed, comprising administerin... | 07/20/2004 |
| 6685474 | Aqueous slurries useful for cleaning teeth and methods related thereto Novel aqueous slurries capable of removing calculus, plaque or stains, adherent to tooth surfaces of a warm-blooded animal, when used in methods that are self-practicable by an individual human or practicable by an individual human on another warm-blooded... | 02/03/2004 |
| 6485758 | Hangover treatment A cure for a hangover containing the active ingredient ephedrine in powdered form enclosed in a capsule. In a second embodiment this cure contains ephedrine and charcoal, while in a third embodiment, this cure contains Ephedra, charcoal and Vitamin B6. Th... | 11/26/2002 |
| 6475513 | Skin-care pouch A skin-care pouch includes a sealed enclosure storing therein a number of carbide aggregations including carbides in the form of small pieces, granules or particles, water-absorbent shape-keeping agent which is gelled by absorbing water upon contact there... | 11/05/2002 |
| 6440415 | Odor eliminating items and methods of use for hunting A regimen for hunting includes using a number of activated carbon-containing personal items in connection with a hunter's apparel and body to reduce the hunter's scent for improved hunting. The personal items include mouthwash, deodorant/antiperspirant, b... | 08/27/2002 |
| 6409989 | INJECTABLE CARBON COMPOSITIONS IN STABLE AQUEOUS SUSPENSION; METHOD FOR PREPARING THEM AND METHOD OF PRESURGICAL MARKING IN THE INVESTIGATION OF NONPALPABLE MAMMARY PATHOLOGIES BY APPLYING SAID COMPOSITIONS Injectable activated carbon suspensions are proposed for the presurgical marking of nonpalpable mammary pathologies for the purpose of achieving better diagnosis and treatment. These are suspensions that flow freely and without the formation of obstructin... | 06/25/2002 |
| 6346262 | Controlled delivery compositions and processes for treating organisms in a column of water or land Controlled release compositions of matter are disclosed comprising complexes for treating a population of one or more aquatic organisms in a column of water. The complexes comprise at least one system wherein the system comprises at least one bioactive ag... | 02/12/2002 |
| 6337078 | Controlled delivery compositions and processes for treating organisms in a column of water or land Controlled release compositions of matter are disclosed comprising complexes for treating a population of one or more aquatic organisms in a column of water. The complexes comprise at least one system wherein the system comprises at least one bioactive ag... | 01/08/2002 |
| 6165482 | Gastrointestinal drug composition A composition for treating the gastrointestinal tract comprising a porous insoluble absorbent in which the pores of the insoluble absorbent are clogged by a coating material which causes the insoluble absorbent to adhere to the gastrointestinal lining. Ac... | 12/26/2000 |
| 5795586 | Toxin decontaminant food product and method of forming same An antidotal food product containing activated charcoal is provided for ingestion into the gastro-intestinal tract of a user. The antidotal food product is orally administered having the visual appearance and physical properties which enables the desire o... | 08/18/1998 |
| 5795573 | Homeopathic pharmaceutical compositions A homeopathic topical anti-inflammatory and pain relieving composition containing an effective amount of the combination of Arnica Montana, Rhus toxicodendron and Aesculus hippocastanum together with belladonna in the form of a lotion, cream or gel.... | 08/18/1998 |
| 5723478 | Agricultural chemical compositions with improved thifluzamide release in water The disclosed invention provides agricultural chemical compositions containing active carbon-treated thifluzamide as an effective ingredient. Such compositions provide increased release of thifluzamide into water.... | 03/03/1998 |
| 5707609 | Apparatus and method for administering minerals An apparatus and process for administering minerals to the human body by mixing pre-selected particulated minerals with graphite and coal tar to form a bar (10a), vaporizing the bar (10a) to form a mineral rich vapor, and directing the vapor to a patient'... | 01/13/1998 |
| 5681564 | Flavored, ready to use activated charcoal antidote To provide a therapeutic dose of an aqueous slurry of activated charcoal to a poisoning victim, an opaque straw is coated internally with a viscous flavoring solution and the slurry is sucked up from an opaque container using the straw. The use of natural... | 10/28/1997 |
| 5573761 | Agent for reducing nephrotoxicity due to medicine An agent for reducing nephrotoxicity due to a platinum complex compound, comprising an activated spherical carbon as an active ingredient is disclosed.... | 11/12/1996 |
| 5562901 | Method for the treatment of hemorrhoidal diseases The disclosure describes a method of treating a patient suffering from hemorrhoidal diseases, comprising orally administering to said patient an effective amount of a pharmaceutical composition in dosage unit form comprising a spherical activated carbon h... | 10/08/1996 |
| 5556622 | Method of treatment for stoma-peripheral inflammation diseases The disclosure describes a method of treating a patient suffering from stoma-peripheral inflammation diseases, comprising orally administering to said patient an effective amount of a pharmaceutical composition in dosage unit form comprising a spherical a... | 09/17/1996 |
| 5554370 | Method for the treatment of inflammatory bowel diseases The disclosure describes a method of treating a patient suffering from inflammatory bowel diseases, comprising orally administering to said patient an effective amount of a pharmaceutical composition in dosage unit form comprising a spherical activated ca... | 09/10/1996 |
| 5502056 | Caffeine containing composition A composition containing caffeine solubilized with para-amino benzoic acid is described. Preferably the caffeine is delivered in the form of an aqueous microdispersion including a non-metallic microparticulate carrier. Still more preferably, there is pres... | 03/26/1996 |
| 5482707 | Flavored, ready to use activated charcoal antidote To provide a therapeutic dose of an aqueous slurry of activated charcoal to a poisoning victim, an opaque straw is coated internally with a viscous flavoring solution and the slurry is sucked up from an opaque container using the straw. The use of natural... | 01/09/1996 |
| 5399551 | Enhancer for the antianemia effect of erythropoietin and method of augmenting the antianemia effect of erythropoietin There is disclosed an enhancer for the antianemia effect of erythropoietin using a spherical carbon as an active ingredient in an amount effective for treating anemia in combination with erythropoietin. The enhancer is orally administered. The antianemia ... | 03/21/1995 |
| 5380526 | Antidiabetic agent and method of treating diabetes An antidiabetic agent containing a spherical carbon (e.g., an activated spherical carbon or a spherical carbonaceous adsorbent) as an active ingredient. The antidiabetic agent can be used for treating diabetes, preferably by using the agent internally as ... | 01/10/1995 |
| 4911919 | Hair straightening conditioner A stable hair straightening conditioner which softens and conditions hair when used as a rinse conditioner and which straightens hair when left in the hair using a one-step treatment process, consisting essentially of effective amounts of a nonionic water... | 03/27/1990 |
| 4822765 | Process for treating activated carbon with aqueous ammonia Activated carbon, useful in a pharmaceutical composition for adsorbing exogenous or endogenous toxins from the gastrointestinal tract of a patient can be prepared by a process including a step of treating activated carbon with an aqueous ammonia solution ... | 04/18/1989 |
| 4772627 | Ground mixture A ground mixture of a poorly soluble crystalline drug and an adsorbent is remarkably improved in the rates of dissolution and adsorption of the drug.... | 09/20/1988 |
| 4761284 | Antidote including activated carbon particles Disclosed is a pharmaceutical composition having an antidotal activity, which in dosage unit form is capable of adsorbing exogenous or endogenous toxins in the gastrointestinal tract of a patient without disintegration of said pharmaceutical composition a... | 08/02/1988 |
| 4681764 | Porous and spherical carbonaceous product Disclosed herein is a novel porous and spherical carbonaceous product having acidic groups, basic groups, phenolic hydroxyl groups and carboxyl groups as functional groups at the following relationships: (1) the equivalent ratio of the acidic groups to the bas... | 07/21/1987 |
| 4594249 | Method of altering intoxicating effects of alcohol A method of altering the intoxicating effects of beverage alcohol by the ingestion of activated charcoal prior to, along with, and/or immediately following the consumption of alcohol. Absorption of alcohol and its metabolites from the digestive tract into... | 06/10/1986 |
| 4545978 | Hair-dyeing process involving protection of the scalp A process is described which consists, in a first stage, in applying a composition based on a substance of vegetable or animal origin, a synthetic organic substance or a mineral substance, in suspension or in solution in a solvent and having a viscosity s... | 10/08/1985 |
| 4529583 | Composition and method of immobilizing emetics and method of treating human beings with emetics A therapeutic composition is coated with a mixture of an emetic chemical and an inert material. A method for reducing absorption into the body of a being of an emetic chemical while still retaining localized emetic activity comprises combining prior to in... | 07/16/1985 |
