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Crispy Chip Sandwich and Process of Producing a Sandwich Product
A food product comprising a multilayer cookie or snack having outer layers formed from a crispy type edible food product such as a potato chip or corn chip, etc. with an intermediate marshmallow layer being in contact with the inner surface of each crispy chip and one or more filler substances.
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| Number | Title | Issue Date |
| 4848393 | Fault tolerant fluid flow apparatus The disclosure is directed to a fault tolerant fluid flow apparatus which will continue to function during a malfunction of a valve utilized therein. The disclosed apparatus uses parallel arms, each containing serially connected valves and may be incorpor... | 07/18/1989 |
| 4846100 | Foldable paint splatter board having a collapsible paint vessel holder A foldable paint splatter board with collapsible paint vessel holder. The apparatus is foldable for storage and the vessel holder thereof erects and collapses, as needed. Boundary marking indicia are provided to alert a user to the edges of the safe paint... | 07/11/1989 |
| 4836561 | Wavy-tilt-dam seal ring A unique wavy-tilt-dam shaped mechanical face seal ring, a mechanical face seal which incorporates the wavy-tilt-dam shaped ring, and an apparatus for shaping seal rings. The face shape of the ring is contoured to include a number of waves, tilts and a da... | 06/06/1989 |
| 4834400 | Differential surface roughness dynamic seals and bearings A dynamic seal or bearing interface having areas with different roughnesses. The different surface areas both provide asperity tip load support for the opposing interface.... | 05/30/1989 |
| 4832373 | Selective data blocking overlay The invention relates to an overlay for selectively blocking out or covering unwanted information or data on a page having a predetermined layout, such as a television program listing or guide, a class schedule, or a public transportation schedule. The ov... | 05/23/1989 |
| 4826059 | Magnetic tool holder The invention relates to a portable and foldable magnetic tool holder. The magnetic tool holder has a front face and a rear face and includes at least one set of a plurality of magnetic bars which are positioned side by side on the interior of the holder,... | 05/02/1989 |
| 4823116 | Fluid detector A fluid detector that senses fluids, activates an alarm and preserves a sample of the fluid for laboratory or on-site testing. The fluid detector includes a first container having a sealable cap and a fluid-passing portion, a second container disposable w... | 04/18/1989 |
| 4813100 | Closure check A closure check for temporarily bracing open a conventional cylinder/piston mechanism. The closure check comprises a longitudinal brace, positioning means, engagement means and disengagement means. The closure check can automatically engage with the cylin... | 03/21/1989 |
| 4813333 | Dually-adjustable firearm muzzle attachment device A dually-adjustable device for firearms is provided which is attached to the muzzle of a firearm to stabilize the muzzle and to suppress the flash during firing. The device is dually adjustable to counter both the magnitude and direction of firing forces.... | 03/21/1989 |
| 4809285 | Correlated emission laser Method and device for correlating the spontaneous emission of photons into laser fields. Atoms of a common lasing medium of multiple laser fields are excited into a coherent superposition of upper levels. When photons are emitted into the laser fields, th... | 02/28/1989 |
| 4805867 | Steering wheel platform This invention is a readily attachable and removable portable platform for use in conjunction with a vehicle steering wheel. The platform contains slots located on its edges which facilitate detachable mounting in a variety of positions on steering wheel ... | 02/21/1989 |
| 4798019 | Portable blind The disclosure is directed to a portable blind for hunting and other uses. The blind is light in weight, portable and durable and made of a lightweight frame and fabric. It contains a door so that users need not crawl under or step over a cross bar for en... | 01/17/1989 |
| 4790230 | Low profile keyboard device and system for recording and scoring music A portable modular music recording device which simply and unobtrusively attaches to a keyboard instrument for purposes of recording live musical performances; and an efficient music microcomputing system in which the captured musical data is digitized an... | 12/13/1988 |
| 4768412 | Low profile keyboard device and system for recording and scoring music A portable modular music recording device which simply and unobtrusively attaches to a keyboard instrument for purposes of recording live musical performances; and an efficient music microcomputing system in which the captured musical data is digitized an... | 09/06/1988 |
| 4766848 | Portable conditioning and exercising device for animals An improved, portable conditioning, exercising and walking device for animals. The device includes two separable units; a lower driver unit and an upper arm unit. The lower drive unit causes the upper arm unit to rotate so that the animal(s) walk or run i... | 08/30/1988 |
| 4761208 | Electrolytic method and cell for sterilizing water Electrolytic cell and low-voltage method for sterilizing water. The electrolytic cell of the invention contains a cathode and an anode which produce oxidants to effect sterilization of contaminated water. The anode is made of a Group VIII metal or compoun... | 08/02/1988 |
| 4760624 | Closer/holder with access slit A closing or holding device having at least one zig-zag shaped access slit. The access slit leads to an opening for placing an object, such as a plastic bag, to be closed or held. The opening may contain slots, teeth, threads, or other gripping means for ... | 08/02/1988 |
| 4758304 | Method and apparatus for ion etching and deposition The disclosure relates to a method and apparatus using ion etching and ion assisted deposition to reform a surface of an object, such as a large lens, from its existing topography to a predetermined topography. The method comprises comparing the existing ... | 07/19/1988 |
| 4706720 | Clean funnel A clean funnel including a funnel shaped housing having a large substance intake opening and a small substance outlet opening; an entirely removable first closure cap for sealing the large substance intake opening and an entirely removable second closure ... | 11/17/1987 |
| 4690341 | Impact crusher rotating impeller table The disclosure relates to an improved rotating impeller table for a secondary impact crusher comprising a side discharge port containing housing incorporating dove tailed abrasion resistant wear elements disposed on the external cylindrical wall thereof. ... | 09/01/1987 |
| 4510556 | Electronic lighting apparatus for simulating a flame An electronic lighting device for simulating a flame, particularly a candle flame. In the preferred embodiment a set of three vertically spaced lamps are enclosed in a translucent bulb and are controlled by a signal generator circuit which independently t... | 04/09/1985 |
| 4441024 | Wide range radioactive gas concentration detector A wide range radioactive gas concentration detector and monitor which is capable of measuring radioactive gas concentrations over a range of eight orders of magnitude. The device of the present invention is designed to have an ionization chamber which is ... | 04/03/1984 |
| 4413447 | Groove refinishing tool A groove refinishing tool which utilizes a finishing wheel which is controlled by an air grinder motor. The air grinder motor is mounted on a main body section which is pivotally attached to a shoe element. The shoe element contains guide pins which guide... | 11/08/1983 |
| 4402606 | Optogalvanic intracavity quantitative detector and method for its use The disclosure relates to an optogalvanic intracavity detector and method for its use. Measurement is made of the amount of light absorbed by atoms, small molecules and ions in a laser cavity utilizing laser-produced changes in plasmas containing the same... | 09/06/1983 |
| 4243888 | Laser beam alignment apparatus and method The disclosure relates to an apparatus and method for laser beam alignment. Thermoelectric properties of a disc in a laser beam path are used to provide an indication of beam alignment and/or automatic laser alignment.... | 01/06/1981 |
| 4224567 | Apparatus for measuring resistance change only in a cell analyzer and method for calibrating it The disclosure relates to resistance only monitoring and calibration in an electrical cell analyzer. Sample and sheath fluid flows of different salinities are utilized, the sample flow being diameter modulated to produce a selected pattern which is compar... | 09/23/1980 |
| 4207026 | Tethered lighter than air turbine The disclosure relates to a wind turbine comprising a lighter than air body affixed to a drive line. Vanes or fins are attached about the body and turn the body in response to air currents acting thereon. This turns the drive line to supply rotational ene... | 06/10/1980 |
| 4200802 | Parabolic cell analyzer The disclosure is directed to a cell analysis apparatus incorporating a paraboloidal cavity for maximum utilization for improved cell characteristic monitoring.... | 04/29/1980 |
| 4197461 | Miniaturized radiation chirper The disclosure relates to a miniaturized radiation chirper for use with a small battery supplying on the order of 5 volts. A poor quality CdTe crystal which is not necessarily suitable for high resolution gamma ray spectroscopy is incorporated with approp... | 04/08/1980 |
| 4194813 | Vacuum aperture isolator for retroreflection from laser-irradiated target The disclosure is directed to a vacuum aperture isolator for retroreflection of a laser-irradiated target. Within a vacuum chamber are disposed a beam focusing element, a disc having an aperture and a recollimating element. The edge of the focused beam im... | 03/25/1980 |
| 4185335 | Movable toilet seat assembly The disclosure relates to a movable toilet seat assembly for the infirm which allows a user to manually control seat position from an essentially standing position to a seated position and vice versa with minimum stress on the user's legs and joints.... | 01/29/1980 |
| 4078904 | Process for forming hydrogen and other fuels utilizing magma The disclosure relates to a method for extracting hydrogen from magma and water by injecting water from above the earth's surface into a pocket of magma and extracting hydrogen produced by the water-magma reaction from the vicinity of the magma.... | 03/14/1978 |
| 4078226 | Input apparatus for dynamic signature verification systems The disclosure relates to signature verification input apparatus comprising a writing instrument and platen containing piezoelectric transducers which generate signals in response to writing pressures.... | 03/07/1978 |
| 4069357 | Process for diffusing metallic coatings into ceramics to improve their voltage withstanding capabilities The disclosure relates to a method for diffusing a coating of manganese powder and titanium powder into a ceramic to improve its voltage hold off withstanding capability. The powder coated ceramic is fired for from about 30 to about 90 minutes within abou... | 01/17/1978 |
| 4067308 | Spin ejector The disclosure relates to an apparatus for spin ejecting a body having a flat plate base containing bosses. The apparatus has a base plate and a main ejection shaft extending perpendicularly from the base plate. A compressible cylindrical spring is dispos... | 01/10/1978 |
| 4065217 | Nose tip locking device The disclosure relates to a mechanism for releasably locking a nose tip to a vehicle utilizing a pawl and ratchet and pinion arrangement.... | 12/27/1977 |
| 4063190 | CO2 laser The disclosure relates to a pulsed gas laser comprising an optical resonant cavity, a CO2 lasing medium, structure for containing the CO2 lasing medium within the optical cavity and a device for causing a population inversion in the ... | 12/13/1977 |
| 4055247 | Explosion containment device The disclosure relates to an explosives storage container for absorbing and containing the blast, fragments and detonation products from a possible detonation of a contained explosive. The container comprises a layer of distended material having sufficien... | 10/25/1977 |
| 4049864 | Penetration resistant barrier The disclosure relates to a barrier for resisting penetration by such as hand tools and oxy-acetylene cutting torches. The barrier comprises a layer of firebrick, which is preferably epoxy impregnated sandwiched between inner and outer layers of steel. Be... | 09/20/1977 |
| 4019079 | Gas injected vacuum switch The disclosure relates to a gas injected vacuum switch comprising a housing having an interior chamber, a conduit for evacuating the interior chamber, within the chamber an anode and a cathode spaced from the anode, and a detonator for injecting electrica... | 04/19/1977 |
