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User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user's buttocks
An apparatus including a user-operated and controlled apparatus for self-infliction of repetitive blows to the user's buttocks by a plurality of elongated arms bearing flexible extensions that rotate under the user's control.
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| Number | Title | Issue Date |
| 7988359 | Closeable food bag The bag has a back panel, a front panel, an upper panel having an upper panel body and a flap and a floor panel. The back panel has a handle opening near the top of the panel. The front panel is shorter than the back panel and is connected to the back panel at the s... | 08/02/2011 |
| 7869471 | Tunable OPO laser A tunable OPO laser is provided. The laser includes an OPO cavity containing an OPO nonlinear crystal for generating a plurality of preselected wavelength beams of different wavelengths. The OPO cavity is formed between a first OPO reflective surface and a second OP... | 01/11/2011 |
| D630084 | Key blade blank | 01/04/2011 |
| D599652 | Door shield | 09/08/2009 |
| 7393022 | Backset adjustable deadbolt A backset adjustable deadbolt for mounting in a lock cylinder is provided. A deadbolt assembly includes an actuator connected to and movable by the movement of the lock cylinder through the lock cylinder connector. A link bar connects the actuator to the deadbolt at... | 07/01/2008 |
| 7346092 | Diode side pumped high pulse energy Nd:YLF lasers According to the invention, a diode side pumped laser is provided. The laser has an optical cavity formed between a first and a second reflective surface. A Nd:YLF lasing medium is located within the cavity along its optical axis. The Nd:YLF lasing medium can desira... | 03/18/2008 |
| 7176167 | Vibration resistant bearing According to the invention, a self contained vibration resistant bearing is provided. The bearing is coated with a film formed from a rust preventive oil having an extreme-pressure additive content of 0.5 to 10% by weight. Desirably the extreme-pressure additive is ... | 02/13/2007 |
| 7127361 | Method and apparatus for determining fuel use efficiency for combustion systems A method and system for determining fuel delivery frequency and volume for a combustion system is provided. A delivery history of fuel deliveries to a fuel combustion system fuel storage tank is collected. The heating degree days for each time period between deliver... | 10/24/2006 |
| 7082149 | High power diode side pumped solid state laser A high pulse energy, side pumped laser is provided. The laser has an optical cavity formed between a first and a second reflective surface. A lasing medium is located within the cavity along its optical axis. A plurality of diode bars are provided in optical communi... | 07/25/2006 |
| 7079557 | Intracavity OPO laser A laser having an optical parametric oscillator for providing a preselected wavelength beam is provided. A nonlinear crystal cut for phase matching condition preferably cut for noncritical phase matching conditions for the fundamental beam wavelength and the presele... | 07/18/2006 |
| 6999483 | External 3rd, 4th and 5th harmonic laser The invention relates to an improved harmonic laser which provides an externally generated harmonic beam. According to the invention, a third harmonic laser or higher harmonic laser is provided. The laser includes a first reflector and a second reflector for fundame... | 02/14/2006 |
| 6980574 | Short pulse separation laser According to the invention, a laser and a method of operating a laser which can produce multiple pulses from a single laser head is provided. A lasing medium is pumped by pumping source such as laser diodes, lamp and such. A modulator located in the cavity is turned... | 12/27/2005 |
| 6961355 | Variable power pulsed secondary beam laser Lasers are provided to deliver a wide variety of wavelengths at variable pulse energy. A laser cavity is formed between a first and second reflective surface. A lasing medium is located within cavity which lases at a preselected fundamental frequency. One or more no... | 11/01/2005 |
| 6946429 | Bearing for electronically controlled throttle motor A bearing for an electronically controlled throttle motor in an automobile filled with a grease composition with a kinetic viscosity between 40 and 150 mm2/sec (at 40° C.) containing (a) a straight-chain perfluoropolyether oil with a kinetic viscosity le... | 09/20/2005 |
| D502091 | Door shield | 02/22/2005 |
| 6852349 | Storage stable pan release coating and cleaner The pan release coating is provided which includes water, mono and diclycerides, polysorbate, and an antimicrobial effective amount of acetic acid, citric acid and sodium benzoate. Desirably, the composition of the present invention is composed of water in an amount... | 02/08/2005 |
| 6842293 | Beam expander A laser beam includes a concave or convex mirror which is reflective for wavelength of the high intensity beam. The reflective mirror is located along a preselected path of a high intensity laser beam so that the high intensity laser beam intersects the mirror at a ... | 01/11/2005 |
| 6787075 | Method of making synthetic resin composition with lubricative underwater properties containing RBC or CRBC fine powder A method of making a low friction bearing for use when immersed in a liquid particularly water is provided comprising a synthetic resin composition which includes powders of a rice bran ceramic, carbon rice bran ceramic or both which are uniformly dispersed in a syn... | 09/07/2004 |
| D493187 | Makeup-eyeglasses | 07/20/2004 |
| 6761450 | Combination reading and makeup glasses Eyeglasses are provided that can function both as make-up glasses and reading glasses. The invention provides an eyeglass frame having a left and right lens support. A nose bridge separates the lens supports. A first lens seats in the left lens support. A second len... | 07/13/2004 |
| 6762405 | Matrix assisted laser ionization system A matrix assisted laser desorption and ionization system is provided. The system includes a mass spectrometer for analyzing at least one sample. The mass spectrometer includes a sample receiving chamber for receiving a sample under a vacuum. A UV laser is provided f... | 07/13/2004 |
| 6713103 | Protein free non-tacky egg wash substitute A protein free glaze forming composition is provided which is storage stable at room temperature. The glaze forming composition includes water, a modified food starch, one or more antibacterial preservatives, a vegetable gum, an alginate and an edible food grade aci... | 03/30/2004 |
| 6587487 | Harmonic laser Harmonic lasers are provided. A third harmonic laser includes a first high reflector and an output coupler forming a resonator cavity having an optical axis. The resonator cavity includes a laser medium for producing a fundamental beam. Desirably, the las... | 07/01/2003 |
| 6584134 | High power laser According to the invention, a high power diode pumped solid state laser is provided. The laser includes a first and second reflective surfaces which form an optical resonator cavity. A laser medium, particularly a Nd doped laser medium for example: a Nd:Y... | 06/24/2003 |
| 6451227 | Method for making eye glass lenses and preforms for use therein A method for forming a thermoplastic preform into a lens by compression molding between a pair of molds is provided. In another aspect of the invention a set of novel preforms made from a thermoplastic material is provided. The preforms have different rad... | 09/17/2002 |
| 6086812 | Injection molding method and apparatus for forming colliding stream spray dispensing nozzle A multiple hole, preferably a two hole spray dispensing system and sprayer in which colliding streams of viscous liquid are dispensed to the atmosphere are provided. The spray dispenser includes a reservoir for storing a fluid product. An aerosol or manua... | 07/11/2000 |
| 5954220 | Dangerous goods closure system A closure system for open headed containers utilizing a thermoplastic closure of the type having a disk and skirt depending therefrom the skirt portion including an annular ring adjacent its lower extremity adapted to lie beneath and radially inwardly wit... | 09/21/1999 |
| 5890661 | Colliding stream spray dispensing system with a moldable nozzle A multiple hole, preferably a two hole spray dispensing system and sprayer in which colliding streams of viscous liquid are dispensed to the atmosphere are provided. The spray dispenser includes a reservoir for storing a fluid product. An aerosol or manua... | 04/06/1999 |
| 5786221 | Diagnostic test for measuring islet cell autoantibodies and reagents relating thereto An in vitro diagnostic test for analyzing body fluid so as to obtain an indication of the risk of developing insulin dependent diabetes-mellitus (IDDM) is provided. A solid phase containing immobilized pancreatic antigens is contacted with a test sample. ... | 07/28/1998 |
| 5779156 | Spray dispenser and system for spraying viscous liquids A spray dispenser for dispensing and atomizing viscous liquids and a system for dispensing same is provided. The dispenser includes a reservoir for storing a viscous liquid. The viscous liquid is delivered under pressure from the reservoir to a delivery p... | 07/14/1998 |
| 5740964 | Hand held spray dispenser with adjustable pressure delivery system and rotating nozzle A manual spray dispenser for pressurizing a liquid to a predetermined pressure is provided. The spray dispenser includes a pressure adjustment assembly to adjust the predetermined pressure between a preselected range of pressures. The pressure adjustment ... | 04/21/1998 |
| 5667138 | Hand held spray dispenser system According to the invention, a hand held sprayer is provided. Fluid flows from a reservoir to a delivery passageway upon pulling or pressing an actuator such as an aerosol actuator or button, a trigger or finger pump button. A nozzle having an inlet and an... | 09/16/1997 |
| 5617947 | Foldable stiff metal chain necklace and bracelet According to the invention, a crimp and crease resistant metal chain necklace and a container therefor are provided. The necklace is composed of adjoining rigid metal chain segments preferably a flat stiff metal chain such as herringbone, serpentine or co... | 04/08/1997 |
| 5528800 | Combination eyeglasses and interchangeable fashion accessory Eyeglasses having eyeglass accessories releasably attached to the temple pieces of the eyeglasses to allow a fashion accessory such as headgear to be interchangeably interconnected to the glasses are provided. The connectors joining the headgear to the ey... | 06/25/1996 |
| 5509589 | Back pack for heavy bulky footwear A backpack for carrying bulky, heavy footwear such as inline skates, conventional roller skates, ice skates or ski boots is provided. Preferably a backpack for carrying inline skates is provided. According to the invention, the backpack includes left and right... | 04/23/1996 |
| 5492275 | Hand pump sprayer with rotating nozzle and system for dispensing viscous liquids The hand pump sprayer and system for dispensing viscous liquids are provided. A nozzle is rotatably mounted around the delivery passageway of a hand pump sprayer. The nozzle is interconnected to the trigger of the hand pump sprayer so that the nozzle rota... | 02/20/1996 |
| 5475989 | Foldable stiff metal chain necklace and bracelet According to the invention, a crimp and crease resistant metal chain necklace is provided which is composed of adjoining rigid metal chain segments preferably a flat stiff metal chain such as herringbone, serpentine or cobra chain made from a precious met... | 12/19/1995 |
| 5431317 | Multimode traveling bag According to the invention a multimode traveling bag is provided which can be carried as a hand carrying bag, a back pack, shoulder bag or over the head bag. The invention provides these multimode operations while limiting the number of handles and straps... | 07/11/1995 |
| 4775482 | Method for removing fat and for purifying and defoaming liquids A device and related method for use in defoaming and/or removing certain impurities from a fluid stream is disclosed. The device comprises a housing having an inlet and an outlet, and a filter media disposed between the inlet and outlet comprising a fat-a... | 10/04/1988 |
| 4740069 | Eyeglasses for intermittent use Eyeglasses for intermittent use which can be flat folded and flipped up when not in use, include a cross-bar which extends the width of the eyeglasses. A lens plate is rotatably mounted to the cross bar. Right and left temples extend substantially perpend... | 04/26/1988 |
