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User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user's buttocks
An apparatus including a user-operated and controlled apparatus for self-infliction of repetitive blows to the user's buttocks by a plurality of elongated arms bearing flexible extensions that rotate under the user's control.
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| Number | Title | Issue Date |
| 5014629 | Pressure vessel for dispensing materials and method for filling same A system for delivering a fluid from a puncture in a pressurized vessel and particularly for delivering an entry retardant into or adjacent a secure space.... | 05/14/1991 |
| 4961448 | Pressure vessel for dispensing materials and method for filling same A system for delivering a fluid from a puncture in a pressurized vessel and particularly for delivering an entry retardant into or adjacent a secure space.... | 10/09/1990 |
| 4949756 | One-way valve A one-way valve comprising flat resilient members in face-to-face relationship which are bonded upon two generally parallel tracks defining a passageway therebetween, where the tracks have a tortuous profile along their inner edges, and optionally, where ... | 08/21/1990 |
| 4948603 | Process for preparing storage stable, readily reconstituted frozen comestibles and frozen comestibles produced thereby An improved method is disclosed for preparing coated, frozen comestibles which are stable when stored for extended periods and which, when reconstituted by microwave heating or by baking, have a texture and appearance organoleptically equivalent or superi... | 08/14/1990 |
| 4925452 | Multiple conduit drainage device A multiple conduit flexible drainage device in which the adjacent conduits are joined by a plurality of membranes and may be parted from their proximal ends, reliably and without damage to the conduits.... | 05/15/1990 |
| 4910028 | Honey coated and honey glazed roasted nuts and method for producing same Methods of producing coated, roasted nuts with distinctive honey flavor and golden medium brown roasted nut color comprising coating the nuts a single or successive times with nut coater slurry containing spray dried honey powder, adhesive agent, suppleme... | 03/20/1990 |
| 4906726 | Water-based coating compositions containing hydroxides and oxides of calcium, strontium and barium A water-based coating composition comprising as the first component, a mixture of a polyaldehyde chosen from the group consisting of glyoxal, glutaraldehyde and derivatives of glyoxal and glutaraldehyde, and a water dispersible component chosen from the g... | 03/06/1990 |
| 4824665 | Bark beetle treatment A method and a composition for attracting bark beetles, particularly southern pine beetles, and suppressing their further development to halt destructive forest infestations.... | 04/25/1989 |
| 4812493 | Dual cure rate water-based coating compositions A two component water-based composition which cures in two stages, an initial rapid curing stage and a slower curing stage, comprising as the first component, a mixture of a polyaldehyde chosen from the group consisting of glyoxal glutaraldehyde and deriv... | 03/14/1989 |
| 4801332 | High strength asphalt cement paving composition A paving composition formed of aggregate and asphalt cement in which the asphalt cement is treated with a combination of a primary catalyst comprising a compound chosen from the group consisting of asphalt cement soluble organic-manganese, organic-cobalt,... | 01/31/1989 |
| 4789555 | Apparatus and method for preparing patterned baked goods An apparatus and a method for preparing a patterned baked good by cutting a dough piece and impressing a pattern on the dough piece.... | 12/06/1988 |
| 4764386 | Process for preparing storage stable, readily reconstituted frozen comestibles A method is disclosed for preparing coated, frozen comestibles which are stable when stored for extended periods and which, when reconstituted by microwave heating, have a texture and appearance organoleptically equivalent or superior to that of fat fried... | 08/16/1988 |
| 4744994 | Process for preparing readily reconstituted frozen comestibles and frozen comestibles produced thereby A method is disclosed for preparing coated, frozen comestibles which, when reconstituted by microwave heating, have a texture and appearance organoleptically equivalent or superior to that of fat fried coated comestibles. According to the method, the come... | 05/17/1988 |
| 4729119 | Apparatus and methods for processing data through a random access memory system Apparatus and methods are disclosed for providing an increased flexibility and rate in processing data in a random access memory (RAM) system. The apparatus comprises, in a first embodiment, a switching circuit which is coupled to the word lines of the RA... | 03/01/1988 |
| 4648870 | Device for evacuating body fluids A device for evacuating body fluids under sub-atmospheric pressure is disclosed using a suction device in which a constant force means is utilized to create substantially constant vacuum in a chamber of the suction device, and the device progressively fil... | 03/10/1987 |
| 4637305 | Method and composition for smoking comestible products and smoked products produced therewith An apparatus for regenerating liquid smoke into vapor comprising a regenerator chamber, a regenerator member with generally vertical surfaces within the chamber, means for introducing and spreading liquid smoke on the surface, and means for heating the me... | 01/20/1987 |
| 4624659 | Syringe with pressure sensing means An instrument for injecting and withdrawing fluids including an elastomeric membrane in communication with the chamber of the instrument from which fluids are injected or into which they are withdrawn, in which the membrane expands and contracts with incr... | 11/25/1986 |
| 4623147 | Process for displaying a plurality of objects on a video screen A process is disclosed for displaying a plurality of objects on a video display screen. A video computer system (VCS) includes a microprocessor unit (MPU), a television interface adapter (TIA) having first and second high-resolution player graphics capabi... | 11/18/1986 |
| 4620846 | Apparatus and method for introducing fluid into and removing fluid from a living subject Manifolds are disclosed for introducing fluid into the human body and removing fluid therefrom. The fluid removing manifolds include a plurality of separately valved containers sealed to the manifold. Each container is filled in series via the manifold an... | 11/04/1986 |
| 4614188 | Balloon catheter The disclosed balloon catheter includes a proximal catheter segment, a distal catheter segment, and an inflatable balloon member secured to and disposed between the proximal and distal catheter segments. A tension member is secured to the distal catheter ... | 09/30/1986 |
| 4610220 | Inflation for a teat cup An inflation for a teat cup is made in the form of a silicone tube adapted to fit into, and seal the ends of, a teat cup. Pulsating pressure is applied to the outside of the inflation within the teat cup, and a low pressure line is attached to the downstr... | 09/09/1986 |
| 4588598 | Method and composition for smoking comestible products and smoked products produced therewith A method for producing a refined smoke vapor and a refined smoke condensate for imparting smokey flavor and color to comestible products, a smoking method employing the refined vapor or the refined condensate and comestible products smoked with the vapor ... | 05/13/1986 |
| 4527635 | Automatic fire extinguishing apparatus An automatic fire extinguishing apparatus with a heat fusible element comprising inner and outer members held together by a fusible material blocking the flow of fire extinguishing agent until the contiguous temperature reaches a pre-determined threshold ... | 07/09/1985 |
| 4525599 | Software protection methods and apparatus Methods and apparatus are disclosed for inhibiting the unauthorized copying of ROM-resident computer software or the like, for example, the audio-visual display of an electronic video game. A protection circuit including encryption/decryption means is cou... | 06/25/1985 |
