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User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user's buttocks
An apparatus including a user-operated and controlled apparatus for self-infliction of repetitive blows to the user's buttocks by a plurality of elongated arms bearing flexible extensions that rotate under the user's control.
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| Number | Title | Issue Date |
| 5321201 | Multisound lap steel guitar A lap steel guitar having two hidden pickups at least halfway along the neck of the guitar underneath the fret board and electrically connected to a conventional fret board circuit so that, by a volume, control and a tone control, a new sound from the two... | 06/14/1994 |
| 5241797 | Elevated water tank floor and construction thereof A floor for a water tank on a tank support tower is made of a dome of steel bar-reinforced concrete over a lower steel base in a central portion encircling a center access tower, the dome being surrounded by and continuous with an annular rim also of conc... | 09/07/1993 |
| 5232419 | Walking machine A walking machine made up of two walking members mounted on a frame which includes two sides and at least one cross piece from which the walking members extend upward and outward so that they will go up and down according to which foot of an individual is... | 08/03/1993 |
| 5221868 | Electrically assisted gravity powered motor An electrically assisted gravity powered motor, has a plurality of hexagonal arms with two opposing shorter sides describing a circle as the arms are rotated by an interrupted axle running between arms but leaving room inside the hexagon for weights on tr... | 06/22/1993 |
| 5148661 | Tobacco harvester and use thereof Aligning tobacco plants end to end in rows in a field with leaf ends trailing butt ends as the butt ends are picked up onto an elevating conveyor belt by turning it at the same speed as the ground or surface speed of a wheel of a trailer pulled by a tract... | 09/22/1992 |
| 5141113 | Jewelry organizer A jewelry organizer made of parallel strips of flexible porous material adhered at intervals from top to bottom to a continuous sheet of flexible plastic each preferably having a dowel along at least one of its top or bottom edges. The top strip may have ... | 08/25/1992 |
| 5081827 | Tobacco spearing system An oval track guides plates with tobacco stickholders thereon around the track so that workers at stations around the track can impale tobacco plants on the tobacco sticks in the stickholders as they pass by or as they are stopped momentarily in front of ... | 01/21/1992 |
| 5076080 | Lockable hatch latch A hatch latch with a peripheral top surface adapted to fit through an opening in a hatch has a rotatable axial shaft with a latch member toward its lower end, the shaft being partially enclosed in an outer housing and having a central cavity at its upper ... | 12/31/1991 |
| 5074252 | Rechargeable insecticide dispenser providing controlled release of an insecticide composition An insecticide dispenser made up of one flexible compartment or a series of flexible compartments forming or making up a cow ear tag, a browband, or a collar and filled with saturated fabric, an outeredge of packing material extending to one or more dispe... | 12/24/1991 |
| 5048840 | Gameboard building apparatus A gameboard apparatus made up of a gameboard adapted to have assembled thereon stacking pieces and top pieces that are frictionally interlockable onto the gameboard and with each other. The gameboard comprises a plurality of adjacent gameboard or playing-... | 09/17/1991 |
| 5014818 | Children's vanity step-stool A step-stool for enabling a child to climb up to the top surface of a cabinet made of a top piece, a bottom piece and a middle step or platform piece adapted to slide out from between the top piece and the bottom piece to form a step. Two T-shaped spacers... | 05/14/1991 |
| 4949542 | Triplex piston system for hydraulic brakes In a brake system having an auxiliary, booster or slave cylinder, the addition of a middle chamber between the forward and rear chambers of the master cylinder to increase the unit pressure (psi) and insure sufficient fluid volume to prevent failure of th... | 08/21/1990 |
| 4946051 | Two-boom crawler crane A crawler crane made up of a crane frame and body on tracks, a telescoping boom projecting from the body, a fixed-length A-frame boom with rotatable arms, a mechanism for lifting the telescoping boom and a device for extending the telescoping boom.... | 08/07/1990 |
| 4809734 | Condensate-collecting ceiling for elevated water tower facility A condensate-collecting ceiling for water tower facilities and the like is made up of a plurality of supporting members such as rods, tubes, pipes or the like which extend from a central locus or axis such as a tension ring or riser pipe to a periphal wal... | 03/07/1989 |
| 4781240 | Energy exchange method and apparatus An air to air heat exchanger for ventilating buildings has the air streams maintained in direct contact with little mixing by tangentially introducing the air streams along cylindrical surfaces in opposite directions to form spiral, counterflows. Valves a... | 11/01/1988 |
| 4574742 | Livestock tail data indicator A plastic or like indicator for containing livestock treatment data has at one end thereof a flexible fastener of either an injury-proof snap-tight or lock-band type for encircling the tail near its bushy end. To prevent detachment the tag has a second fa... | 03/11/1986 |
| 4541530 | Recovery of metallic concentrate from solid waste Separation of metallic particles from non-metallic particles of processed solid waste such as garbage to obtain a metallic concentrate, including use of such separation as the mid-step in a process which begins with homogenizing and magnetically treating ... | 09/17/1985 |
| 4533054 | Rotary fuel homogenizer and use thereof Solid waste incinerator fuel is preclassified by passing it through a hollow rotating cylindrical drum which has two sets of extensions from the wall going lengthwise along the length of the drum, the first set toward one end and the second toward the oth... | 08/06/1985 |
| 4533053 | Rotary drum magnetic separator Solid waste incinerator fuel is preclassified by passing it through a hollow rotating cylindrical drum which has magnetic extensions called flights protruding from the inside of the drum wall along its length. The drum may also have a first set of non-mag... | 08/06/1985 |
| 4483573 | Tool adapter for working table top storage cabinet An adapter which is double L-shaped with a horizontal portion joining the tops of the upright portions of the L's together, the horizontal portions of the L's being directed in opposite directions, enables each of a plurality of tools to be connected via ... | 11/20/1984 |
| 4435929 | Modified A-frame structure A web plate-bearing block structure is used to enable floor trusses to be joined to wall trusses so that wooden floor trusses may be employed in a vertical manner in constructing a modified A-frame building which does not require a vapor barrier.... | 03/13/1984 |
| 4378668 | Lawnmower-edge trimmer A lawn mower having a plurality of rotors with whip rotary blades arranged under a housing around a shaft, each having a guard over it adapted to be pulled up so that the whip blade can trim edges around trees and next to buildings.... | 04/05/1983 |
| 4281466 | Bowling shoe protector An expandible slip-over protector elasticized at the top and adapted to cover most or all of a bowling shoe has a zipper to go over shoestrings, a flexible, non-absorbent sole fabric under the zipper for protecting the shoestrings and a stabilizer strip c... | 08/04/1981 |
| 4269136 | Burglar alarm A gong or bell attached to a door such that when a thief breaks open the door, a ball or like object having a rod extending therethrough and resting on a ledge which projects from the top of a frame for the door, falls along the rod as the ball or like ob... | 05/26/1981 |
| 4262771 | Safety device for crossing railroads An hydraulically operated bucket for lifting persons over railroad cars.... | 04/21/1981 |
| 4262900 | Playground set An elevated house hereinafter called a treehouse in combination with at least one of the following additional items: one or more swings such as a swingset, a set of gymnastic bars, a see-saw or teeter-totter, parallel bars for swinging and walking with on... | 04/21/1981 |
| 4232872 | Oil seal An annular seal having two outer shoulders joined together by a flanged neck and an inner V-shaped lip one arm of which terminates in a section which fits against one of said shoulders in a parallel manner for preventing oil leakage.... | 11/11/1980 |
| 4212167 | Hydraulic brake system In a brake system, the addition of an auxiliary cylinder or booster cylinder for use in conjunction with a master cylinder and brake lever to increase force.... | 07/15/1980 |
| 4203383 | Burglar alarm A gong or bell attached to a door such that when a thief breaks open the door, a ball or like object having a rod extending therethrough and resting on a ledge which projects from the top of a frame for the door, falls along the rod as the ball or like ob... | 05/20/1980 |
| 4195775 | Solar energy system Rays of the sun are concentrated by a plexiglas mirror so as to heat water in a collector which, moving with the mirror, both vertically and horizontally tracks the sun. The heated water is piped to a radiation unit adapted to be placed in a central hot a... | 04/01/1980 |
| 4188758 | Base for movable wall parts A unitary extendible post-panel structure adapted for anchoring or seating the bottom or floor end of wall panels includes screwdown threaded metal bolts, bars or rods which are spring-activated so as to hold the post-panels in place against a floor or li... | 02/19/1980 |
| 4187440 | Electromagnetic engine Intermediate ram operated electromagnetically connects at least two cylinders to operate them reciprocally and drive a vehicle or the like.... | 02/05/1980 |
| 4161840 | Fish hook Concealable two-part fish hook comprising shaft and hook held to the shaft by an oval loop.... | 07/24/1979 |
| 4160621 | Total hydraulic silage wagon A discharge gate for silage wagon operated by at least one cylinder supplied with hydraulic fluid pumped from a pulling tractor's hydraulic remote outlet, the same outlet also supplying hydraulic fluid to an hydraulic motor which operates an endless chain... | 07/10/1979 |
| 4080017 | Bike pedal bearing system A pedal/single bearing system for transmitting a bicycle rider's load to the crank of a bicycle.... | 03/21/1978 |
| 4063735 | CB Radio highway board game apparatus A competitive citizen's band (CB) radio game employing at least one toy radio with play or game pieces representing vehicles which move along major routes and past various hazards or obstacles according to chance selection until a winner reaches a set des... | 12/20/1977 |
| 4054699 | Chip tile pattern and floor containing same A seamless pattern tile made by bonding a paper, plastic or like pattern, preferably with chips sprinkled thereon in an adhering manner, to a floor or like substrate, which may be of a contrasting color.... | 10/18/1977 |
| 4053761 | Decorative item A decorative antique comprising a variety of lamps and lights fitted to stovepipes so as to be lighted electrically.... | 10/11/1977 |
| 4046143 | Heart patient aid Bar separating two leg cuffs prevents heart patients from crossing their legs.... | 09/06/1977 |
| 4033455 | Container A container for storage and transportation on end of several rolls of plastic sheet or film, said container having three sides, and at least one end with a plurality of openings therein adapted for an end of each roll to be anchored in each one.... | 07/05/1977 |
