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| Number | Title | Issue Date |
| 8181721 | Torque track and slide assembly A top drive track and slide assembly for use in drilling wells having a torque track slide assembly configured to connect to a top drive, and a modular torque track assembly configured to engage the torque track slide assembly. The modular torque track assembly can ... | 05/22/2012 |
| 8176612 | Method of energizing a connector A method of energizing a high pressure tube connector for a well comprising a tube; a first connector assembly comprising: a female profile disposed over the tube and a first ferrule disposed over the tube adjacent the female profile; a second connector assembly com... | 05/15/2012 |
| 8172000 | Method for feeding control lines for drilling or workovers A method for feeding a downhole line between two tubulars is provided. The method can include connecting a clamping apparatus about a first tubular member. The method can include supporting a second tubular member with a support surface of the clamping apparatus, fe... | 05/08/2012 |
| 8171998 | System for controlling hydrocarbon bearing zones using a selectively openable and closable downhole tool One or more embodiments of a selectively openable and closable downhole tool. The wherein, the downhole tool can include an outer tubular member having an annulus port formed therethrough. The downhole tool can also include an inner tubular member. The inner tubular... | 05/08/2012 |
| 8171644 | Method for making a door with a decorative security panel A method for making a door with a decorative polymer panel assembly. The method can include forming a polymer grille by cutting a design into a polymer with a low-moisture content. The polymer grille can have a frame portion and a design portion. A seal can be conti... | 05/08/2012 |
| 8171643 | Method for making a decorative security panel for doors and windows A method for making a decorative polymer panel assembly for insertion into an opening of a door or window. The method can include forming a polymer grille by cutting a design into a polymer with a low-moisture content of no more than five wt %. The polymer grille ca... | 05/08/2012 |
| 8164875 | Portable motorized frame remote racking tool A portable motorized racking tool and a method for installing, removing and testing electrical equipment is described herein. A circuit breaker having a frame can be attached to a metal surface around the electrical equipment with magnets. The frame can support a so... | 04/24/2012 |
| 8161812 | High pressure fluid meter A high pressure rotary gas meter is described herein with an exchangeable cartridge which has a meter body surrounded by an open bracket. The meter body can have a chamber in fluid communication with an inlet and an outlet. An impeller can be located in the chamber ... | 04/24/2012 |
| 8161631 | Motor controlled bucket replacement tool A motor control bucket replacement tool, such as for circuit breakers, that is portable, and rugged for providing electrically operated controlled insertion and removal of electrical equipment by an operator from a remote location using an easily detachable magnetic... | 04/24/2012 |
| 8159810 | System for providing selective capacitance to a single phase motor with a bundled capacitor A system for providing selective capacitance with a bundled capacitor is described herein. The bundled capacitor can include a housing a cap, a central common terminal, a plurality of auxiliary terminals, an interrupter, an insulating spider, a plurality of individu... | 04/17/2012 |
| 8157013 | Tensioner system with recoil controls A tensioner system for an offshore drilling rig for drilling a well with recoil controls is disclosed herein. The tensioner system can include removable independently operable riser tensioner assemblies. Each removable independently operable riser tensioner assembly... | 04/17/2012 |
| 8156639 | Portable battery operated motorized racking tool A portable power motorized racking tool having a front plate and a back plate disposed opposite, a first and second handle on the front plate, a motor mount secured to the front plate with a motor mount extension protruding through a shaft hole, a motor with torque ... | 04/17/2012 |
| 8152612 | Online gaming system for simulating a football game An online gaming system for simulating a football game comprising a server with a processor, a network in communication with the server, at least one client device in communication with the network, wherein the at least one client device has an input device, a displ... | 04/10/2012 |
| 8151452 | Portable electrical equipment racking tool A portable electrical equipment racking tool with an onboard power supply, controllers and drive assembly that can raise or lower the drive assembly while operating the drive assembly from a safe distance form the electrical equipment needing replacement. ... | 04/10/2012 |
| 8146304 | Grille assembly for doors and method for making An external grille assembly for a door. The external grille assembly can include a door insert. The insert can have a translucent panel, an exterior frame with screw bosses, an interior frame with screw bosses attached to the exterior frame, a connector hole formed ... | 04/03/2012 |
| 8141833 | Connector for connecting grilles to doors A connector for connecting a grille to a door. The connector can include a first plate connected to a second plate at a right angle. A first tubular can extend at a right angle from the first plate for inserting into a door insert frame, such as in a screw boss. The... | 03/27/2012 |
| D656609 | Swab | 03/27/2012 |
| 8137567 | Method for fluid remediation and removing particulates from an aqueous stream A method for fluid remediation and removing particulates from an aqueous stream is described herein. The method can use a separation component and a clarifier component. A slurry can flow to a scalping shaker which can separate the slurry, forming a first effluent. ... | 03/20/2012 |
| 8137550 | Fluid remediation system for removing particulates from an aqueous stream A fluid remediation system for removing particulates from an aqueous stream having a separation component and a clarifier component is described herein. The separation component can include a frame, a scalping shaker for receiving a primary slurry and forming a firs... | 03/20/2012 |
| 8137259 | Magnetic method for treatment of an animal A magnetic method for therapeutic treatment of an animal with a tissue dysfunction using a pair of very low power electromagnetic coils connected to a pulse generator, a kit using the pulse generator connected to a pair of very low power electromagnetic coils, and a... | 03/20/2012 |
| 8137258 | Magnetic method for treatment of human tissue A method for treating a human having a condition which can include disposing a first electromagnetic coil opposite a second electromagnetic coil, forming a very low power electromagnetic coil pair and energizing the electromagnetic coils to produce electromagnetic p... | 03/20/2012 |
| 8132452 | Method for sampling fluid from a well with a gas trap A low maintenance adjustable method for sampling fluid from a well using a gas analyzer, a fluid conditioner, and a gas trap. The gas trap can have a plurality of couplings, a plurality of hammer unions, a plurality of base manifold pipes, a base manifold flow line,... | 03/13/2012 |
| 8127836 | Top drive with an airlift thread compensator and a hollow cylinder rod providing minimum flexing of conduit A top drive for engagement with a travelling block with a hook can include an airlift thread compensator connected to a bail. An enclosure can be connected to the bail with an airbag disposed therein. A bail pin can be engaged through the enclosure, and can be conne... | 03/06/2012 |
| D654948 | Finger operable percussive device | 02/28/2012 |
| 8112029 | Method for developing writing skills by creating customized books using a network A method for creating a book using a network, comprising using a processor to create a website to entice a user to become a subscriber. Computer instructions are used to provide a welcome message, provide a security feature to the user, provide a free tour of the se... | 02/07/2012 |
| 8109330 | Inline choke and angled choke for use with oil field equipment An angled or inline choke for flowing drilling fluid to a choke and kill manifold, wherein the choke has a body with a bore, a connection can be sealed to the body and can have a connection bore in communication with the bore. A locking plate can index the connectio... | 02/07/2012 |
| 8105442 | Tubular measurement system A tubular measurement system for in service cleaning, inspecting, and measuring of a tubular, comprising: a first and second housing portion connected using hinges operable by hydraulic actuators. At least one high pressure water jet unit and a marine growth plough ... | 01/31/2012 |
| 8104417 | Soft yoke A device for dynamically positioning a ship, assisting in offload of a processed hydrocarbon fluid, and assisting in return of hydrocarbon vapors is disclosed herein. The device can be a soft yoke that is pivotable and collapsible with at least two telescoping moori... | 01/31/2012 |
| 8104416 | Floating natural gas processing station A floating natural gas processing station for receiving dry gas and forming liquefied natural gas for offloading is disclosed herein. The station can use a station heat exchanger, a natural gas liquefaction train, and an offloading device having a primary quick conn... | 01/31/2012 |
| 8101204 | Hard capsule composition and method of use A method for making clear hard vegetarian gelatin free two piece capsules by creating the first phase of the biphasic system using seaweed extract, gellan gum, metallic element, maltol extract, seaweed extract and water. A filler is created for the first phase of th... | 01/24/2012 |
| 8101203 | Hard capsule composition and method of use A method for making a clear hard vegetarian gelatin free two piece capsule by creating a first phase network system using a seaweed extract, a galactomannan extract and a rheology modifier. A filler is created for the first phase network by blending a water, a cryst... | 01/24/2012 |
| 8100076 | Liquefied natural gas processing and transport system A station and transport system for receiving, storing, and transporting liquefied natural gas is disclosed herein. The system can include a transport vessel, a floating liquefied natural gas processing station with a heat exchanger for receiving the dry gas from a p... | 01/24/2012 |
| 8099925 | Chair and system for post tension and pre-stressed cable intersections A chair and system for securing, supporting, and connecting cable, having troughs supported on support members for receiving cables. The troughs can each have locks for closing the troughs and securing the cables in place. ... | 01/24/2012 |
| 8086408 | Method for positioning a wire using sensor information A method for positioning a wire having nodes and streamers is provided herein. The wire can be secured to tow lines secured to a floating vessel for detecting near surface geology formations. The method can use in-water sensors deployed proximate to the wire near th... | 12/27/2011 |
| 8078413 | System to determine connector leaks during testing A system for evaluating the leak tightness of a connector, or multiple connectors. The system uses an administrative server having a library of pressure and temperature information on various connectors, as well as the ability to report pressure and temperature data... | 12/13/2011 |
| 8078412 | Method to determine connector leaks during testing A method for evaluating the leak tightness of a connector, or multiple connectors. The method uses an administrative server having a library of pressure and temperature information on various connectors, as well as the ability to report pressure and temperature data... | 12/13/2011 |
| 8069666 | System for generating shaft horsepower using waste heat One or more systems for generating shaft horsepower by using waste heat from combustion exhaust are provided herein. The system can include a heat recovery silencer, a turbine, a compressor, a combustion source, and a control system. ... | 12/06/2011 |
| 8069660 | System for recovering waste heat from exhaust One or more systems for silencing and extracting waste heat from exhaust of a combustion system for performing an operation and using the waste heat to perform an additional operation are provided herein. The system can include a heat recovery silencer. An inner hou... | 12/06/2011 |
| 8069006 | System for positioning a wire using sensor information A system for determining coordinates for nodes on a wire secured to tow lines of a floating vessel for analyzing geological formations is provided. The system can include sensors in communication with a processor to determine the coordinates of nodes and provide azi... | 11/29/2011 |
| 8066572 | System for transmitting real-time game information for a game to a remote device One or more systems for transmitting real-time game information for a game to a remote device are provided. The system can include at least one remote terminal unit adapted to be communicated with a controller associated with a game information display device. The r... | 11/29/2011 |
