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User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user's buttocks
An apparatus including a user-operated and controlled apparatus for self-infliction of repetitive blows to the user's buttocks by a plurality of elongated arms bearing flexible extensions that rotate under the user's control.
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| 20080022429 | Disposable dribble bib A disposable dribble bib for babies comprises a shaped panel of non-woven cotton material. The bib has an outer face and an inner face each of which has a hairy surface formed by cotton fibres which when the bib is placed on a garment will attach and hold the bib on the... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022430 | Hand warmer device known as"Z" muff A special device for use as an auxiliary accessory to keep ones hands warm and safe from the elements. The device has many variations in size, color and materials anticipated with only minor physical changes for manufacturing. In a cold or a moderating environment with ... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022431 | Padded Garment A padded garment having at least one pocket with at least one pad located within the at least one pocket. The at least one pad has a plurality of interconnected, spaced apart tubes. The interconnected tubes form a cavity which is filled with air that can flow between th... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022432 | Neck gator A gator for use by motorcyclists to protect them during cycling. The gator is in the form of a membrane having an upper region, middle region and bottom region, the upper region having a connection strip for removably connecting the gator to a motorcyclist's helmet and ... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022433 | Queenan Edwards immobilization vest A buttoned vest of woven material and two bands of approximately two inches wide sewn on each side of vest front to stabilize arm (1). Vest is preferably lined. Bands (8) are closed with hook and loop closure or other secure fasteners for adjustable fit. T... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022434 | NURSING TANK TOP A nursing garment includes a shoulder strap having front and back ends. An elastic chest band has front and back sections. An inner bra layer is fixedly attached at its top to the shoulder strap and at its bottom to the front end of the chest band. The inner bra section... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022435 | Pot Holder/Mitt A pot holder/mitt is characterized by formation from a single layer of Z-folded fabric which is formed from hydrophobic and hydrophilic materials which extend from opposite surfaces of the fabric. The front surface of the holder/mitt is formed of hydrophobic material an... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022436 | Protective glove with a removable liner A heat resistant and liquid impermeable glove for the food service industry that has an outer shell and an inner liner that are detachably securable to one another. The liner is insertable into the shell and is detachably secured thereto by one or more securements. Each... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022437 | Shading headgear A shading headgear is disclosed, which comprises a spherical headgear body which has a wearing hole at a rear lower side; an engaging band which is provided at a center portion of a rear side of the headgear body for elastically supporting a user's head; a plurality of ... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022438 | Headwear with Interwoven Gripping Fibers The present disclosure is generally directed to headwear and, more particularly, to headwear, including hats, visors, head wraps, head ties, bandanas and the like, that include interwoven gripping fibers, such as rubber threads or other materials having increased grippi... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022439 | Button and Headwear Using the Same Provided is a vertex button disposed at an uppermost part of a wearing portion of a headwear and a headwear using the same. The button for a headwear includes: a cap member including a cover portion, a pillar portion extended from the cover portion, and a pin portion ex... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022440 | Ski sock A sock has a leg portion, a heel portion, an instep portion, a toe portion, and a pair of lateral metatarsal joint portions where the instep portion meets the toe portion. The sock has a first material thickness at the instep portion and the toe portion, and a second ma... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022441 | Support structure for head-mounted optical devices In one embodiment, a support structure comprises an elastic layer that is sized and configured to snuggly conform to a wearer's head and generally extend from the wearer's forehead to the base of the wearer's skull, and connection elements provided on the layer that are... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022442 | Helmet with rearward access aperture A safety helmet for protecting a user head includes a shell extending about the perimeter of the user's head. The shell has multiple layers of material suitable for protecting a person's head in the event of a crash or other impact. A front opening is formed in the shel... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022443 | TOILET FLUSH SYSTEM A toilet flush system for use in a toilet tank. In one embodiment, the toilet flush system includes: a handle system, and a dual flush adapter having a hollow interior. The dual flush adapter defines first and second apertures and an adapter outlet, the dual flush adapt... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022444 | Odorless Toilet A toilet is provided which transports malodorous air from the bowl to the sewer line. The tank of the toilet is equipped with a fan which draws air from the bowl through the flush holes, located in the rim of the bowl, into a sealed fan box. An intake tube is used to ch... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022445 | Collapsible potty A collapsible potty comprises a one piece, rigid seat with a central hole through it. A pair of opposed tracks on the seat lower surface extend from front to rear. Left and right support panels are pivotally attached, by means of support hinge knuckles, to seat hinge kn... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022446 | Swimming Pool Shadow A rectangular shaped frame with attached canopy that provides shadow in a swimming pool, comprising: 2 parallel sides each with three tubes interconnected with four T-shaped parts; four perpendicular tubes that interconnect to the T-shaped parts to form the rectangle an... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022447 | Spa A spa having a first wall and a second wall that are joined at ends thereof. The spa including a first seat and a second seat having centerlines that align with one another. The spa further having a foot well arranged between the first and second seats wherein the spa h... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022448 | Bathing aid A bathing aid device comprises adjustments to accommodate varying user body shapes and sizes and may be used in conjunction with most, if not all, bathtubs. The bathing aid device, when used as described, allows for more complete and safer bathing for those incapable of... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022449 | Positioning apparatus An apparatus having a seat having flexible skirt and a flexible, inflatable bag connected to the seat. The bag has a chamber with an inlet and an outlet that are controlled by respective valves. The valve of the inlet is connectable to a pressurized fluid source and the... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022450 | Holder device for shower head and nozzle A holder device may be attached to a water outlet tube which is extended from a wall, without drilling holes in the wall, and includes a shower arm having an inlet attached to the water outlet tube, and two or more outlet ports for attaching a shower head and a sprayer ... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022451 | Curtain Rod Assembly A curtain rod assembly comprising a curtain rod with at least two telescoping rod members. At least one end of the curtain rod is pivotably connectable to a wall plate, which is attachable to a wall surface such as a shower or bath stall. The first end of the rod is qui... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022452 | Shower Cubicles A shower cubicle panel comprises a main panel element (14) of composite construction with at least two layers of different material, and means for interconnecting the cubicle panel (10) to an adjacent panel (10) and a shower tray (80). A conn... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022453 | Spa Apparatus Methods are disclosed for making a base of a spa apparatus to resemble artificial rocks and wood. In one embodiment, the method is comprised of the following steps: making a mold in which its inner surface has the shape and surface texture of a rock or wood; placing a f... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022454 | Method and apparatus for minimizing ground water contamination at a construction site by utilizing high density population of tool cleaning stations A system for minimizing storm water contamination in a residential subdivision utilizes a high population density of portable toilets and of paint—dry wall compound—concrete tool washing stations, and, utilizes paint—dry wall compound—concrete tool washing stati... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022455 | Waste Outlet A waste outlet for a plumbing fixture comprises a body adapted to be located in the fixture outlet. The body defines a throughbore, and a portion of the throughbore includes a trough surrounding a flow opening.... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022456 | TABLE ASSEMBLY FOR PATIENT TRANSFER DEVICE A table assembly for a patient transfer device has upper and lower tables surrounded by belts which counter-rotate as the table assembly moves between a patient and a supporting surface such as a bed. The table assembly includes integrated means for laterally retracting... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022457 | Double-decked baby bed A double-decked baby bed comprises: a folding bedstead; a plurality of soft fabric layers disposed around the bedstead and on the bottom of the bedstead; a folding bedplate for detachably attaching to the bedstead; and two plates for detachably attaching to the fabric l... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022458 | Mattress leveling device The present invention discloses a system for leveling the mattress used in trucks of the type including tractor trailers used in cross country trucking and also for travel trailers and recreational vehicles. The present invention discloses a rigid frame that can be plac... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022459 | SELF-ADJUSTING PILLOW A self-adjusting pillow includes a pillow portion and an adjustment portion below the pillow portion. The adjustment portion includes a planar portion and an arc portion connected with the planar portion, the planar portion being connected with the pillow portion. The l... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022460 | High strength inflatable mattress A high strength inflatable mattress comprises: an upper surface, a lower surface, at least one side surface, a plurality of tightening sheets and at least one gas valve. The upper surface, the lower surface and the side surface have two PVC compound layers and a fiber l... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022461 | PATIENT SUPPORT WITH WELDED MATERIALS Apparatus, systems, and methods to support a patient or other person include a first material that is substantially air impermeable welded to a second material that is substantially air permeable and liquid impermeable. The first material may also be liquid and vapor im... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022462 | Battery powered vehicle jack and wrench kit A battery powered vehicle jack and wrench kit comprising a battery powered hydraulic jack having a body, a top end and bottom end, for raising and lowering a vehicle, a battery powered impact wrench for tightening and loosening lugnuts on a vehicle. There is a power cor... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022463 | Copolymers for stain resistance A method for imparting resistance to staining to a substrate comprising contacting the substrate with a copolymer comprising the monomers of Formula wherein D is at least one vin... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022464 | FABRIC CARE COMPOSITIONS Polyurethaneurea compositions in the form of powders and dispersions are provided for enhancing properties of washed fabric including easy care, better iron gliding, improved shape retention, perfume substantiation and stain management properties. ... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022465 | Method of controlling a multi-tub washing machine A method of controlling a washing machine having a first washing tub and a second washing tub, the method having the operations: receiving a first operating command to be performed in the first washing tub; determining whether the operating command can be performed; and... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022466 | Method for the Treatment of Flexible Substrates A process for treating substrates comprises contacting (A) at least one substrate selected from substrates composed of (A1) polyacrylic, polyester, silicone, polyamide or (A2) one or more polymers based on a monomer of the general formula I 01/31/2008 | |
| 20080022467 | Disazo dyes and their preparation and use Disazo dyes of general formula (V) wherein X, R1, M and n are as defined in the specification, are excellent yellow dyes for dying and printing of cellulose containing materials and textile materia... | 01/31/2008 |
| 20080022468 | Bridge Particularly for Crossing a Passage of a Navigation Channel A bridge for crossing a passage of a navigation channel includes a section in the form of a single span, which may be displaced by vertical translation between a base position spanning the passage, in which the span rests on fixed support sections of the bridge, and a r... | 01/31/2008 |
